if my salary was based on the amount of work i do (relative to my group)...

[LS21]

id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

 

[tfinch2]

wahhhhhhhhhhh

 

[rivan]

Same. I get more done and still manage to get plenty of surfing in.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
wahhhhhhhhhhh

Do you want me to call you a wahhhhhhhhhhmbulance?

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: LS21
id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

And they are laughing their way to the bank.

 

[LS21]

Originally posted by: Safeway
Do you want me to call you a wahhhhhhhhhhmbulance?

no, just some french cries and whamburgers

 

[sdifox]

I would not get paid... [Wisper] I am 2 cubicle over from LS21[/wisper]

 

[CptCrunch]

Originally posted by: Safeway

Originally posted by: tfinch2
wahhhhhhhhhhh

Do you want me to call you a wahhhhhhhhhhmbulance?

damn, beat me to it

 

[IceBergSLiM]

your group has a billion dollar pay roll?

 

[Toasthead]

I guess that means your co workers are smarter than you? They get paid for doing MUCH less?

 

[Chryso]

As a slacker, I thank you.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: LS21
id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

Would they all same the same about themselves?

 

[Kelemvor]

There's a guy that sites behind me that makes more personal calls during the day than anyone I've ever heard. And we're in a call center so that means he's not only not doing work during that time but others have to do more work because of it.

Damn slackers.

 

[2canSAM]

yeah, my day consist mostly of 7 hours of surfing. When crap doesn't break we don't work.

 

[LS21]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Would they all same the same about themselves?

no. most definitely not. i can see the metrics for our productivity

I guess that means your co workers are smarter than you? They get paid for doing MUCH less?

theyre managing to slide by...for now... :squint eyes:

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: LS21
id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

Would they all same the same about themselves?

 

[Lamont Burns]

dude, post-lunch comas are serious business. i can't work with this burrito still in my stomach! i need a nap, pronto.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: 2canSAM
yeah, my day consist mostly of 7 hours of surfing. When crap doesn't break we don't work.

pretty much the same thing here.

 

[EKKC]

i worked a lot less compared to my previous job, and my job before that. and i am making a lot more than i used to.

if you don't already know by now, your salary is inversely proportional to the amount of work

 

[WildHorse]

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[JEDI]

Originally posted by: LS21
id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

instead of 6figures, i'll be making close to minimum wage

speaking of which, what movie is opening this fri to see during my lunch "hour"? :Q

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: LS21
id be a bazillionaire

%Workload * Sum(#group * avgPay)

gdamn slackers :disgust:

instead of 6figures, i'll be making close to minimum wage

speaking of which, what movie is opening this fri to see during my lunch "hour"? :Q

The Bank Job. Looks good. I'll see it with you. You wouldnt happen to to be in the cinicnnati ohio area....

 

[krunchykrome]

you got it all wrong

if salary was based on how much work people did, public accountants would be billionaires

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Toasthead
I guess that means your co workers are smarter than you? They get paid for doing MUCH less?

Exactly! It's now how much work you do, its how much work people THINK you do. If you can finish a project that everyone assumes should take 20 hours in 2 hours.... knock it out, then nef for the other 18 hours, stating you ran into "unforseen issues" and such

 

[Judgement]

I spend half of my time being approached by co-workers because they don't know how to do something that they assume I already know. 95% of the time I know the answer or a resolution to the issue.

These are people who are considered equals to me as far as pay goes...

Needless to say I resolve less than them, I'm busy helping someone else rather than working on shit assigned to me



I've become a crutch for my co-workers and in the end it will make me look like I accomplish less than them.. I can't wait to try to explain this at my next review