If Jesus was real, would he use iPhone or Android phone?

[SSSnail]

Maybe Windows phone? :hmm:

 

[ultimatebob]

Blackberry. Jesus rocks it old school.

 

[MichaelD]

I approve of this thread. It sparks controversy on many levels; religion, technology, history. Nicely done.

 

[IronWing]

iPhone. Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

 

[gorcorps]

He's Jesus... He'd resurrect Palm

 

[SlitheryDee]

Android. No way Jesus could afford an iPhone.

 

[IronWing]

If Jesus were real, someone would have hung a cell antenna on the cross.

I guess they can call Jesus on the glory telephone.

 

[DesiPower]

If we ask the same question about Prophet Mohammad, would it be considered blasphemy?

 

[88keys]

If Mohammad had a smartphone and took a selfie would it be considered blasphemy?

 

[IronWing]

If we ask the same question about Prophet Mohammad, would it be considered blasphemy?

Sure, by some folks. Asking the question about Jesus is probably considered blasphemous by some folks. So what? It is likely impossible to get through a day without blaspheming one god or another. People who want to be offended will find ways to be offended.

Cell antennae on mosques don't seem to be as common as antennas on churches at least based on not-too-thorough google searches.

 

[John Connor]

I don't think that's a cell ant. It looks like VHF.

 

[crashtech]

Jesus would have no need for a phone, but his disciples would likely use droids; they are more of the common people than the others.

 

[Paratus]

He's Jesus... He'd resurrect Palm

This.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

He's Jesus... He'd resurrect Palm

He'd have 2, each with a big hole right in the middle of it.

 

[sandorski]

Blackberry. Jesus rocks it old school.

...and prefers the little guy.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

He'd have a feature phone. He would communicate with his closest friends and family members either by talking to them, or by walking to their houses and seeing them in person.

Paul would be following him around with a microphone and you could subscribe to the podcast, but Jesus would be ambivalent about the whole thing.

How would Jesus handle tech support calls from his mom?

 

[Jodell88]

Paging the WebOS master race.

 

[Golgatha]

He's Jesus... He'd resurrect Palm

Winner. It would take a miracle for them to come back.

 

[rockyct]

iPhone. Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

Or Windows Phone, apparently we're statistically more likely to have an STD than iPhone or Android: http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/windows-phone-users-get-more-stds-than-anyone-else

I don't think that's a cell ant. It looks like VHF.

Yeah, I was thinking that as well. At the very least, it doesn't look like a cell phone antenna.

 

[Dirigible]

What do you mean "if"?

He rocks a Note 3. How could he not go phablet?

 

[SSSnail]

What do you mean "if"?

He rocks a Note 3. How could he not go phablet?

No no, that was Moses, he was the one with the tablets.

 

[Eug]

He'd have 2, each with a big hole right in the middle of it.

I laughed.

 

[Ruptga]

Jesus would wander and hitchhike around the country, occasionally using some prepaid phone. After his apparent alien abduction, alleged dick pics would be released onto reddit, conservapedia, and some guy's news blog, purportedly courtesy of some bag lady he met and hung out with for a while.

 

[JamesV]

My gardener Jesus is wondering what all the fuss about.

I never saw him use a phone.

 

[Red Squirrel]

If Jesus bought a phone, he'd buy a blackberry, and turn it into an android. Apple is the path of temptation and sin, he would avoid it. It is the forbidden fruit of phones and turns you into a hipster.

Or Windows Phone, apparently we're statistically more likely to have an STD than iPhone or Android: http://www.nerve.com/love-sex/windows-phone-users-get-more-stds-than-anyone-else



Yeah, I was thinking that as well. At the very least, it doesn't look like a cell phone antenna.

Cell phone transmitter antennas are actually directional (there's typically 3 per tower, they're called sectors. Typically called Alpha, Beta and Gamma or X Y Z)

There are sometimes more antennas since there are different frequency bands. The 3 pointing in the same direction are all one sector but different frequency/techs, ex: CDMA and HSPA.