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If Jesus Christ returns for the second time, would you...

Braznor

Braznor

Diamond Member
...provided the outcome is yet to be decided.

I bet many of you would hate a theocracy.


Zombie Jesus is part of the zombie nef fest.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix
 
I really don't know, too many unknown factors if I actually lived in the time. If I witnessed a miracle first hand, or had no reason, by numbers or 'nearness' to him, I'd think I'd fight for him. But too many factors to know if I were actually there. Knowing what I know now, with the "hindsight is better than foresight" view, I'd have to say I'd fight for him.
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
isn't Christianity and Jesus supposed to be about peace? whats with all the fighting?
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if jesus returned, he surely wouldn't be a christian
 
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
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he didn't say jesus was recruiting...probably more like if he has your allegiance or not
 
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
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he didn't say jesus was recruiting...probably more like if he has your allegiance or not
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The thread title is "fight for him or against him" RIF.
 
Originally posted by: Braznor
...provided the outcome is yet to be decided.

I bet many of you would hate a theocracy.
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Funny it was theocrats that had him arrested so I'm not sure what makes you think he would institute a theocracy.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
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he didn't say jesus was recruiting...probably more like if he has your allegiance or not
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The thread title is "fight for him or against him" RIF.
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😱 you're right, but still no mention of recruiting, I guess if you shoot one or two infidels you're showing where your loyalties are, even if Jesus doesn't require you to
 
Originally posted by: spidey07
Originally posted by: MotF Bane
If Jesus returns, then he proves his existance. Not sure why a god needs people to fight for him, but okay.
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Maybe so people would stop trying to kill him?
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are they still trying? 😕
 
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
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he didn't say jesus was recruiting...probably more like if he has your allegiance or not
Click to expand...

The thread title is "fight for him or against him" RIF.
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😱 you're right, but still no mention of recruiting, I guess if you shoot one or two infidels you're showing where your loyalties are, even if Jesus doesn't require you to
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Still gets back to why a supposedly omnipotent being needs help.

If he needs an infidel shot he's not omnipotent.
If he wants an infidel shot he's not Jesus.
If he needs help he's not omnipotent.
If he can be fought against he's not omnipotent.

Why is this so tough? If Zombie Jesus can do anything he does not need to recruit an army and he has no fear of the size of any army arrayed against him.
 
That depends... which side is the US backing? I know that there are a lot of Christians in this country, but something tells me that the Obama administration isn't going to just want to hand control over to the Messiah just because he asked for it.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Still gets back to why a supposedly omnipotent being needs help.

If he needs an infidel shot he's not omnipotent.
If he wants an infidel shot he's not Jesus.
If he needs help he's not omnipotent.
If he can be fought against he's not omnipotent.

Why is this so tough? If Zombie Jesus can do anything he does not need to recruit an army and he has no fear of the size of any army arrayed against him.
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This thread is about Religion, there is no place for logic here. :|
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: barfo
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
A supposedly omnipotent being needs help fighting? The very act of recruiting proves that he's not who he says he is. I'll fight against him.
Click to expand...

he didn't say jesus was recruiting...probably more like if he has your allegiance or not
Click to expand...

The thread title is "fight for him or against him" RIF.
Click to expand...

😱 you're right, but still no mention of recruiting, I guess if you shoot one or two infidels you're showing where your loyalties are, even if Jesus doesn't require you to
Click to expand...

Still gets back to why a supposedly omnipotent being needs help.

If he needs an infidel shot he's not omnipotent.
If he wants an infidel shot he's not Jesus.
If he needs help he's not omnipotent.
If he can be fought against he's not omnipotent.

Why is this so tough? If Zombie Jesus can do anything he does not need to recruit an army and he has no fear of the size of any army arrayed against him.
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Pfffft, everything's about showing your support, no one said he needed it
 
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