If Jesus came back as a character in WoW

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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what do you mean? like he played a character in WoW or he was actually like an NPC in WoW? i don't nderstand the question.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

Lifer
Aug 10, 2001
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Being part of a computer game the Republican party would then declare he was turning kids to violence and satanism.
 

sao123

Lifer
May 27, 2002
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he might be fun to quest with...

Get some wine for my daughters wedding... but all I have is this jug of water.
:idea;
 

MoPHo

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Dec 16, 2003
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If history repeats itself then he would be created by an NPC without the script being there. He would go from level 1 to 20ish without any record of it occurring, travel around to help ppl with their quests to and then captured by Blizzard to be put on display in every market on every server so ppl could watch his character suffer a DPS of .000000001. Then his account would be terminated by Blizzard only to have it reactivated 3 days later. A clan would come along who would take the quest of his life, use it to manipulate a vast population of the WoW community.

On the celebration of his capture there would be a period where people would have to give up certain items or mounts and then once you reached the end, bunnies and chocolate would be passed around.