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If it looks like a penis.... women must avoid it

Freshgeardude

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/08/muslim-cleric-reportedly-bans-women-from-handling-cucumbers/?test=latestnews

An Islamic cleric living in Europe reportedly has warned Muslim women not to get too close to bananas, cucumbers or other produce -- to avoid having “sexual thoughts.”
The unnamed cleric, whose directive was featured in an article in el-Senousa, a religious publication, purportedly said that if women wanted to eat these foods, a third party -- preferably a male related to them, such as their father or husband -- should cut the items into small pieces before serving, the Egyptian website Bikya Masr reported.
Carrots and zucchini also were added to the alleged cleric's list of forbidden foods for women.
News of the statement quickly spread online, leaving many liberal Muslims embarrassed and angry, evoking a flurry of mockery in online forums.
"Many of the commentators are Muslims themselves, who have expressed their anger against the cleric for making Islamic religious practices appear unreasonable," The International Business Times reported.
BikyaMasr.com said the cleric, identified only as a sheikh, was asked in the interview how to “control” women when they are shopping for groceries, and whether holding these items at the market would be bad, to which he replied that the matter was between them and God.
Questions also arose about the validity of the original published interview. An online search for the el-Senousa article, for instance, yields only results linking to the Bikya Masr report.
But the mere suggestion of a strict order for Muslim women handling food has been enough to send people to website forums and Twitter to air their indignation.
Danish/Lebanese journalist Helen Hajjij tweeted on Wednesday: “So if Muslim women should stay away from cucumbers and bananas, should men stay away from melons?”


its good to see that some of the liberal muslims were quick to respond to this, but its amazing how backwards the Islamic religion really is.
 
Does Islam allow for the eating of shellfish?

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What is it with religion being anti-sex? Is that an inevitable characteristic of religion, or just any monotheistic religion? Why isn't there a major religion that says it's a sin to not screw everything that moves?
 
What is it with religion being anti-sex? Is that an inevitable characteristic of religion, or just any monotheistic religion? Why isn't there a major religion that says it's a sin to not screw everything that moves?

sexism got the negative connotation hammer too long ago...
 
What is it with religion being anti-sex? Is that an inevitable characteristic of religion, or just any monotheistic religion? Why isn't there a major religion that says it's a sin to not screw everything that moves?

Good question. I wonder if it has something to do with mastering your base desires and instincts.
 
Wow oh double Wow, some Islamic cleric who happens to be a male suddenly speaks for all females. As he says beware of anything the resembles a penis.

It might be the most absurd thing I ever heard if not for the fact, that clerics of all religions have fraction defectives who are equally nutty.

It kind of reminds me of a doctor who knew he would be overheard by the most incurable gossip in the region, As he recounted the story of some new born child he delivered who was born without a penis. As the gossip and scandal spread like wildfire.
What boy could possibly be so cursed?

What he with held was the fact she would have a nice place to put a penis in 18 or so years.

Clerical stupidity is a endless mystery to me, as our own Pat Robertson always demonstrates. As ole Pat faces stiff competition from clerics of all sects.

Mirror mirror on the wall, which religion is the stupidest of all? Just depends on the idiot you cite at the moment. Just when you think some cleric can't be beat. Someone cleric from another religion will top it.

But clerics don't have anything over many US politicians, they too are endlessly idiotic.

Beam me up Scottie, there is no intelligent life down here. And its me bad, I missed the last comet Khotec I could of taken and now its too late. Say if there any Jim Jones Kool aid left, at least Jim Jones koolaid does not resemble a penis but that depends on the container its dispensed in. Long tall glasses might resemble a penis, short broad coffee cup type containers must be safer and less like a penis.
 
Wow oh double Wow, some Islamic cleric who happens to be a male suddenly speaks for all females. As he says beware of anything the resembles a penis.

It might be the most absurd thing I ever heard if not for the fact, that clerics of all religions have fraction defectives who are equally nutty.

It kind of reminds me of a doctor who knew he would be overheard by the most incurable gossip in the region, As he recounted the story of some new born child he delivered who was born without a penis. As the gossip and scandal spread like wildfire.
What boy could possibly be so cursed?

What he with held was the fact she would have a nice place to put a penis in 18 or so years.

Clerical stupidity is a endless mystery to me, as our own Pat Robertson always demonstrates. As ole Pat faces stiff competition from clerics of all sects.

Mirror mirror on the wall, which religion is the stupidest of all? Just depends on the idiot you cite at the moment. Just when you think some cleric can't be beat. Someone cleric from another religion will top it.

But clerics don't have anything over many US politicians, they too are endlessly idiotic.

Beam me up Scottie, there is no intelligent life down here. And its me bad, I missed the last comet Khotec I could of taken and now its too late. Say if there any Jim Jones Kool aid left, at least Jim Jones koolaid does not resemble a penis but that depends on the container its dispensed in. Long tall glasses might resemble a penis, short broad coffee cup type containers must be safer and less like a penis.


go find a comment that is anywhere near this?

you are so quick to defend muslims and bash everyone else, its obvious to what you do 5 times a day and where you bow to.



I am merely stating the failure that is Islam.

if you want to bash any other religion, go ahead, im an atheist. all religions are stupid.
 
What is it with religion being anti-sex? Is that an inevitable characteristic of religion, or just any monotheistic religion? Why isn't there a major religion that says it's a sin to not screw everything that moves?
It pretty much is in every religion. Spirituality ultimately strives to give humans peace and serenity independent of what is going on in the material world around them. If you're being distracted by sex you're going to have a hard time focusing on your spiritual life. Unfortunately, religious followers get out of control and do stuff like this.
 
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I am merely stating the failure that is Islam.

if you want to bash any other religion, go ahead, im an atheist. all religions are stupid.


I dont think that that guy is any more representative of Islam than that Phelps guy is representative of Christianity.

Just goes to show that idiocy crosses all religious and cultural borders.
 
no difference between one organized religion over another. They are all the same.

It’s actually convinced people there’s an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of 10 things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
 
What is it with religion being anti-sex? Is that an inevitable characteristic of religion, or just any monotheistic religion? Why isn't there a major religion that says it's a sin to not screw everything that moves?

Interesting question. I don't think most religions are anti-sex though, I think it's more a matter of being anti-"sex not conforming to our rules". For example, there's the "go forth and multiply!" stuff -- they want lots of new followers 🙂

Since sex is an important part of every single human being's life, I think the religions just have to have teachings on it to control that aspect of their followers' lives.
 
Sounds like reverse psychology. The more repressive [sexually] one's belief system, the freakier you wanna be.
 
Interesting question. I don't think most religions are anti-sex though, I think it's more a matter of being anti-"sex not conforming to our rules". For example, there's the "go forth and multiply!" stuff -- they want lots of new followers 🙂

Since sex is an important part of every single human being's life, I think the religions just have to have teachings on it to control that aspect of their followers' lives.

Limiting sex to only reproduction seems pretty anti-sex to me. If followed by everyone, it would vastly curtail the amount of sexual activity in the world. Infohawk's answer - that pursuit of bodily pleasure is a distraction from spirituality - seems more plausible to me. However, even that is an incomplete explanation.

I tend to think there is an element of patriarchy in it. The sexual restrictions reinforce the notion that a woman is the sexual property of her husband. Notice how much emphasis there is in how women dress and act outside their homes.
 
I dont think that that guy is any more representative of Islam than that Phelps guy is representative of Christianity.

Just goes to show that idiocy crosses all religious and cultural borders.

its the fact that they are merely stating this is what bothers me.


if one guy said it, many of them must have thought of it before...
 
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/08/muslim-cleric-reportedly-bans-women-from-handling-cucumbers/?test=latestnews




its good to see that some of the liberal muslims were quick to respond to this, but its amazing how backwards the Islamic religion really is.

I can promise you that you do not want to read the mind of this cleric.
He is perverted with thoughts of sex and reproductive organs. For anyone normal would just see a cucumber as a vegetable, this cleric sees it as a penis. Any normal person would see a carrot as a vegetable to eat, this cleric sees it as a penis. Anything that resembles a tube shape, this cleric will see it as a penis. The cleric is a dick and he seeks out companions ? It is the lack of intelligence in people like this cleric that cause the problems. The relationship between an educated man and educated woman can be either friendly, or professional, or respectful , or there can be attraction. But the problem is a lot of man and women on this planet never learn these basics of social behavior. And that is why they think of these radical ideas, because they are social nitwits without an education. People like this cleric do not think with the brain, they think only with their penis. People like these Islamic clerics are no different then some of the catholic priests who grab little boys.
These people never learned social behavior on a higher level. These people blame others and the world. And that is why they spout radical solutions only extremists who are in power and who can take advantage of innocent people, can live with.
 
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