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If I were your "slave" for the next 24 hours

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Help me bake and package a lot of home-made cookies so I can give them out to my friends and family...I dunno, I'm really bored, my GF is gone for the summer for her internship (only 2 hours away but it still sucks), and, among many things, I like to cook.

I'll furnish the goods and the milk! I'll even let you take some home. 😀
 
I'd film you as my slave in one hour chunks. Then market my idea for a show called "Slave 24" to all the big networks. It would be a totally new concept for a series. Each episode would consist of you doing your slave like duties. I know the concept for this is quite daring and bold, but I think it might just work!


Oh and you'd be more of my indentured servant instead of slave. A slave would have no possibility of release.
 
First, male or female?
Seccond, Fat or skinny, or in between?

In responce. You would cook, clean, massage my back, and put your face in a pillow (if your female).
 
I would have you swap out the monitor on my computer, without shutting my computer down, and then I would have you go down to the street corner and hand out " I love Bush" bumperstickers.🙂
 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Do you have a sister?
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Yes I do! But just one.
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age of sister?
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24. But remember, I can't make her do anything she doesn't want to do.
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lol, ooooooh but what I would make you do to her! :evil:



too far?
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he said nothing illegal. Rape is illegal.
 
Lol, i got it.

I would film you having sex with a dog, then i would blackmail you into being my slave forever, or giving me lots of money.
 
Originally posted by: her209
what are the kind of things you would make me do?

EDIT: Please, nothing illegal.
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Sift pebbles in my back yard. I'll pay you ten bucks an hour.

That's the going rate for the illegal........er ... undocumented workers I hire.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
Originally posted by: JoeKing
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
Do you have a sister?
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Yes I do! But just one.
Click to expand...
age of sister?
Click to expand...
24. But remember, I can't make her do anything she doesn't want to do.
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lol, ooooooh but what I would make you do to her! :evil:



too far?
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he said nothing illegal. Rape is illegal.
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who said anything about rape? PERVERT!!
 
It's a tough choice.

Either clean our house or share your entire pr0n collection (which I hear is quite impressive).
 
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