If I were king:

[azazyel]

If I was the King (or Queen) of the world I would:

 

[yakko]

Be overthrown. We'll miss you when you are gone.

 

[azazyel]

No, I wanted to see what you would do if you were king. Would you institue a new holiday, change the currancy, build a monument etc...

 

[Harrisment]

I would make the entire week after christmas a Holiday for everyone, seriously nobody feels like going to work at that time.

I would also ban boy bands...

 

[ratkil]

get laid.........a lot, everybody else can eat cake

 

[thebestMAX]

The week after Christmas isnt a holiday?

 

[Jonny]

I would be nice cuz its in my nature.

 

[unxpurg8d]

abdicate and go back to bed. Responsibility is icky.

 

[azazyel]

I would like to make the world anthem be "Strangle Hold" by Ted Nugent

 

[nateholtrop]

Network the world on one server running rehat 6.2 !!!!!


Nate

 

[Yeeny]

I would declare all men inferior to women. Oh wait, they already are, aren't they?

 

[Ulfwald]

GF, we just let you believe that, It makes it easier on us during that time of the month.

 

[MickySoft]

I would kill everyone else on this planet and go back to my beauty sleep....
hmmm, I think I sounded a little gay there...

 

[azazyel]

You sure did. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Fathom4]

If I were King of the World I would only hang out with other Kings of the World. However, anyone thinking they were the King of the World would obviously be crazy, and you wouldn't want your King of the World hanging out with a bunch a crazy people, so I guess I'd be kind of lonely.

Next I'd make Monday an official holiday for the world, remove Wednesday and replace it with another Friday, which I would also make a holiday called "King of the World Day" where I would be showered with gifts from adoring subjects. If you had to work weekends, holidays, Mondays or Fridays you get paid triple time.

Next, high speed net access for everyone with your portal being the King's website that loads a big picture of,....well, me. The price you have to pay for net access.

Hey if your gonna dream, dream big. My picture to the world.

 

[azazyel]

lol- very creative!

 

[Fathom4]

BTW azazyel that's also my platform for the presidency.

You can write me in or look under the "Crazy as a Loon Party".

 

[BA]

It's good to be king

 

[ratkil]

Let's see here www.dictionary.com ---- abdicate ----- oh, well that is kind of boring. Thought it might be something kind of cool


Thanks alot unxpurg8d one more word I had to look up!

 

[BoberFett]

<< Responsibility is icky. >>

LOL! I don't know why, but I found this remarkably funny.


<< everybody else can eat cake >>

Mmmm, I like cake.

 

[Wangel]

I would:

1) Abolish religion (wastes time)
2) Burn all the books (creates thinkers)
3) Mandate a 7 day 6 hour work week (no free time, no rebellion)
4) Instigate prohibition (alcohol wastes money, causes lots of problems)
5) All newspapers, TV &amp; radio stations are now government controlled
6) Double the police force and allow more power to the police (will put fear into my subjects)
7) All guns, knives, and similar devices must be turned in. (don't want a revolt)
8) All men must have 5 wives. (Then they won't care about the other 7 commandments) one for each day of the week.

 

[lupin]

Easy.
I will live like the Sultan of Brunei.

I'll buy all the vintages, the exotic cars, and just drive around F1 circuits around the world.

I'll tell my queen (if I have one) to do all the business and keep track of my spendings.


Muahaha

 

[azazyel]

I think I may have Bill Gates be my personal lacky or maybe my jester.

 

[unxpurg8d]

ratkil, I was GONNA just use &quot;quit&quot;......but then I thought of all the educational fun I'd be depriving you of.


Now, how you're going to work &quot;abdicate&quot; rather than &quot;expurgate&quot; into a sentence about your zipper being down should be interesting! LOL



LOL Scarily a possibility popped into my twisted little mind. Argh.