If I were being anally raped by a demon, this album would probably be the salt on the wound.
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She (a top 100 amazon reveiwer) wrote this about:
You, Me and Dupree (Widescreen Edition)
1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
My best friend's house guest, October 29, 2006
This movie is no comedy
It's really rather sad
Young married couple, loser friend
And rich, vindictive dad
Carl and Molly tie the knot
And Dupree's the best man
As you can guess, before too long
There is a change of plan
The happy couple shares their home
Because Dupree needs shelter
We're talking Owen Wilson here
So things go helter-skelter
Carl works hard for Molly's dad
Who tries to run his life
He gives him so much grief and pain
There's no time for his wife
All things must come to an end
But this one takes a while
And unless you're into gross-out jokes
You'll hardly crack a smile
Wilson plays his usual role
Dillon's never funny
Hudson makes no impact
So just rent, and save your money
Amanda Richards, October 29, 2006
She is really funny, read the rest of them here.
SearchMaster
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if this cd was by 50 cent everyone would be like 'oh it's so cool'. it's just because of who made it that everyone hates it. It's not different than the bullshit that G-unit makes.
SP33Demon
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ROFL at this review:
That wigger's Crazy!, November 1, 2006
I was in an 'alternative' bar in Rangoon minding my own business at the bar, sipping on Crystal Pepsi and kahlua cruising for a Clevland Steamer when a short asian boy came into the club. He was covered in babyoil and wearing a acrylic shower curtin and a fez. He brazenly ordered my favorite libation and announced he was he filling in as the house DJ. "I'm going to burn this house down" he announced as he produced a CD from his fanny pack.
At the time I am embarrassed to inform that I had no idea who Kevin Federline was. My world was about to be changed forever.
As soon as the mesmerizing sounds of "America's Most Hated' pulsed out of the PA system, the whole club just seemed to stop. Surrounded by what faintly sounded like booing, I was transported into utter bliss. After 'Dance with a Pimp' began, the club patrons were trying to break the door down to the DJ booth to anxiously inquire as to who was this genious of modern music. As I rushed to the dance floor, a few of the dancers became violently ill they were so overcome with emotion.
By the time 'Middle Finger' began, it seemed like I was the only one on the dance floor. As I whirled around and around, a mass of people had formed a crude battering ram out of a bust of Liza Minelli and had smashed the glass of the DJ booth to have this wonderous gift all for themselves, I believe. Then the tempo reached a fevered pitch when the sounds of 'World Is Mine' washed over me like elephant urine at a golden shower convention. My knees buckled, I passed gas and hit my head on the floor. I came to in the alley next to Shemp's Landfill and Croissants the next day with 'Playing with Fire' playing over and over in my aching head.
It's very good. I never saw the asian boy again.
That wigger's Crazy!, November 1, 2006
I was in an 'alternative' bar in Rangoon minding my own business at the bar, sipping on Crystal Pepsi and kahlua cruising for a Clevland Steamer when a short asian boy came into the club. He was covered in babyoil and wearing a acrylic shower curtin and a fez. He brazenly ordered my favorite libation and announced he was he filling in as the house DJ. "I'm going to burn this house down" he announced as he produced a CD from his fanny pack.
At the time I am embarrassed to inform that I had no idea who Kevin Federline was. My world was about to be changed forever.
As soon as the mesmerizing sounds of "America's Most Hated' pulsed out of the PA system, the whole club just seemed to stop. Surrounded by what faintly sounded like booing, I was transported into utter bliss. After 'Dance with a Pimp' began, the club patrons were trying to break the door down to the DJ booth to anxiously inquire as to who was this genious of modern music. As I rushed to the dance floor, a few of the dancers became violently ill they were so overcome with emotion.
By the time 'Middle Finger' began, it seemed like I was the only one on the dance floor. As I whirled around and around, a mass of people had formed a crude battering ram out of a bust of Liza Minelli and had smashed the glass of the DJ booth to have this wonderous gift all for themselves, I believe. Then the tempo reached a fevered pitch when the sounds of 'World Is Mine' washed over me like elephant urine at a golden shower convention. My knees buckled, I passed gas and hit my head on the floor. I came to in the alley next to Shemp's Landfill and Croissants the next day with 'Playing with Fire' playing over and over in my aching head.
It's very good. I never saw the asian boy again.
schneiderguy
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