If I were a moderator, I would.....

[shaady1]

I bet the MODs got their "trigger finger" ready when they saw this thread title.

 

[MajesticMoose]

Pick a word at random every day, and delete it from posts anywhere i saw it, making sure to threaten banishment. yeah that'd be fun

m00se

 

[Isla]

I'd hammer in the mooooorning.... I'd hammer in the eeeeevening.... something something something...

Oops! Wrong song.

 

[Balt]

If were not a Moderator,
there's nothing else I'd rather be,
but if I were not a Moderator...

A FIREMAN I would be!

JUMP, LADY, JUMP! AHHHHHHHH *SPLAT*



PS - I am obviously not a moderator.

 

[Zenmervolt]

I'd censor out all adjectives and adverbs and call myself Washington Irving or Irving Washington when Washington Irving got boring.

Sorry, been reading Catch-22 again. I'd probably just get annoyed with some of the stupid things people do, like creating a new nick immediately after a forced "vacation".

Zenmervolt

 

[prodigy]

Ban myself.

J/k

 

[mastaki11a]

Ban everyone.

 

[ltk007]

ban paulson.

*Jumps up and down and shouts mod mod!!!*

BTW mods, you need to learn the laws of emphasis... It should be:

That is because the Off Topic moderator is not a consistent person.

AnandTech Moderator

We all know you are just one pissy modbot