If I was the president, the first thing I would do is....

[Daishiki]

i saw a segment where some guys made crop circles in a few hours with rope and boards. looked pretty good

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Create a penile state, move everybody out and drop off all the trial lawyers, welfare recipients, prison populations, half of the politicians in DC, and all the retarded thinkers there. Put up a 50 foot electrified chain link fence and sell the broadcasting rights to pay per view. This would eliminate the national debt and make the world a better place.

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Heh.

Got to put the pricks somewhere, now don't we

 

[sugar]

If I was the president, I would wish for 1 million more wishes -- wait, that's if I find a Jeannie lamp :Q

um...nevermind

 

[Red Dawn]

If I were the President of this land I would declare war on the Pusherman!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: rudder
If I were president and I ever needed any tough decision made, I would make a ATOT poll.

Rudder for president!

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: stnicralisk
I would slowly shift this so called republic to a more authoritarian govt.. Help fascism to take over the US and generally do nothing helpful to the people as a whole.

Oh wait... someone has already done that.

lol, that's true!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.

your clearance wouldn't be high enough! :Q