• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

If I was the president, the first thing I would do is....

T

TommyVercetti

Diamond Member
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

That would be on the top of my list too.. I would want to know the fvcking truth about what has happened and go straight to New mexico or wherever they hide all the top secret stuff 😛
 
I would slowly shift this so called republic to a more authoritarian govt.. Help fascism to take over the US and generally do nothing helpful to the people as a whole.

Oh wait... someone has already done that.
 
Originally posted by: stnicralisk
I would slowly shift this so called republic to a more authoritarian govt.. Help fascism to take over the US and generally do nothing helpful to the people as a whole.

Oh wait... someone has already done that.
Click to expand...

You sir, are an idiot.
 
mandate MP3 players in every car!

Then I'd work on outlawing stupid wings, fart mufflers, and altezzas. 😉

Then I'd have my assistants schedule me on The Bachelor - Presidential Edition. :evil:
 
I would introduce a tiered licensing system. Two tiers. Those who can drive and those who can't. By default everybody would be tier 2 (not allowed to drive), and I could individual pick who is tier 1. This way we could drive fast on the roads with minimal traffic.
 

secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

Want some insite into UFOs? I recommend reading Carl Sagans "A Demon Haunted World". You will figure it out for yourself.

In case you are impatient: they don't exist.
-Balloons crashed in Roswell, not UFOs. The cover up was to prevent people from seeing what was being developed to spy on the Russians.
-Alien abductions stories didn't occur until the 1950s after the story of the "War of the Worlds".
-The Alien autopsy video was fake. Kodak dated the film to a more recent date.
-Crops circles were done by people using string and wooden 2X4s. They even came out on TV and showed themselves building one.

there are more debunked stories in the book.
 
Originally posted by: KB
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

Want some insite into UFOs? I recommend reading Carl Sagans "A Demon Haunted World". You will figure it out for yourself.

In case you are impatient: they don't exist.
-Balloons crashed in Roswell, not UFOs. The cover up was to prevent people from seeing what was being developed to spy on the Russians.
-Alien abductions stories didn't occur until the 1950s after the story of the "War of the Worlds".
-The Alien autopsy video was fake. Kodak dated the film to a more recent date.
-Crops circles were done by people using string and wooden 2X4s. They even came out on TV and showed themselves building one.

there are more debunked stories in the book.
Click to expand...





I am interested in your opinion and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

Good luck. From what I saw on a television show awhile back Jimmy Carter tried to do just that while he was President. He go nowhere. The President, although a powerful person still does not have access to all of the dark and creepy corners of the government as one would think he does.
I always found that a rather interesting story because it shows how compartmentalized the government is and how successfully a few can keep secrets from the rest of us including the highest tiers of leadership.
 
Originally posted by: conjur
mandate MP3 players in every car!

Then I'd work on outlawing stupid wings, fart mufflers, and altezzas. 😉

Then I'd have my assistants schedule me on The Bachelor - Presidential Edition. :evil:
Click to expand...

You've got my vote!

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

You have my vote! Can I run as Vice-President? 🙂

 
I would reform Food Stamps.

If you smoke, you can afford to buy your own food.

I'm sick and tired of seeing these people come in and spend $4 on a pack of smokes only to put the $.50 Coke on Food Stamps. I dont like paying for your smokes.
 
Originally posted by: tRaptor
I would reform Food Stamps.

If you smoke, you can afford to buy your own food.

I'm sick and tired of seeing these people come in and spend $4 on a pack of smokes only to put the $.50 Coke on Food Stamps. I dont like paying for your smokes.
Click to expand...

AMEN!!!

Don't forget Beer!! You can get drunk but my tax money has to feed you? Mind you, I work in a grocery store and 9 out of 10 food stamp users have better clothes, cars,and jewelry than cash/credit paying customers. Beyond fvcked up...

(Oh and to top it off, most of the food they do buy is fvckin Doritos and Little Debbie snacks)
 
Originally posted by: KB
secretly use my sources and inside connections to get the whole scoop on extra terrestrials and the so called "UFO sightings". I know they are all a bunch of crock, but still this keeps me at night sometimes.
Click to expand...

Want some insite into UFOs? I recommend reading Carl Sagans "A Demon Haunted World". You will figure it out for yourself.

In case you are impatient: they don't exist.
-Balloons crashed in Roswell, not UFOs. The cover up was to prevent people from seeing what was being developed to spy on the Russians.
-Alien abductions stories didn't occur until the 1950s after the story of the "War of the Worlds".
-The Alien autopsy video was fake. Kodak dated the film to a more recent date.
-Crops circles were done by people using string and wooden 2X4s. They even came out on TV and showed themselves building one.

there are more debunked stories in the book.
Click to expand...

Yeah I saw those two old guys try to make the crop circles. It was pathetic and not even close to what the real circles looked like. Most people don't believe that they did it.


 
Create a penal state, move everybody out and drop off all the trial lawyers, welfare recipients, prison populations, half of the politicians in DC, and all the retarded thinkers there. Put up a 50 foot electrified chain link fence and sell the broadcasting rights to pay per view. This would eliminate the national debt and make the world a better place.










*This message brought to you by the Elect Nitemare in 2004 campaign
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Create a penile state, move everybody out and drop off all the trial lawyers, welfare recipients, prison populations, half of the politicians in DC, and all the retarded thinkers there. Put up a 50 foot electrified chain link fence and sell the broadcasting rights to pay per view. This would eliminate the national debt and make the world a better place.

*This message brought to you by the Elect Nitemare in 2004 campaign
Click to expand...

Heh.
 
Originally posted by: darkeneddays
Originally posted by: tRaptor
I would reform Food Stamps.

If you smoke, you can afford to buy your own food.

I'm sick and tired of seeing these people come in and spend $4 on a pack of smokes only to put the $.50 Coke on Food Stamps. I dont like paying for your smokes.
Click to expand...

AMEN!!!

Don't forget Beer!! You can get drunk but my tax money has to feed you? Mind you, I work in a grocery store and 9 out of 10 food stamp users have better clothes, cars,and jewelry than cash/credit paying customers. Beyond fvcked up...

(Oh and to top it off, most of the food they do buy is fvckin Doritos and Little Debbie snacks)
Click to expand...


I work in a grocery store too and notice that those people always demand more service than the real paying customers.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top