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If I was an angel I'd be pi$$ed!

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HappyPuppy

Lifer
Every year we, like many other families, decorate our Christmas tree. We wrap colored lights around it, hang ornaments all over, toss on some tinsel and then we place the angel on top.

Think about it.

If you were an angel, how would you feel watching tens of thousands of people stuff a fir tree up an angel's arse? Wouldn't you maybe think that these people are a little strange? Are they trying to send a message to all the angels? Would it be safe for an angel to make an appearance on Earth at or near Christmastime? Damn, if anyone recognized you to be an angel they might ram something up your butt in a tribute to the birth of Jesus!

What think ye?
 
My friend sent me a pretty funny e-mail about this, but I deleted it already. However, it went something like Santa was p*ssed and an angel comes and ask where he wants to stick this pretty tree he made...
 
Originally posted by: wiredspider
My friend sent me a pretty funny e-mail about this, but I deleted it already. However, it went something like Santa was p*ssed and an angel comes and ask where he wants to stick this pretty tree he made...
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I think I've seen that in the form of a cartoon.

 
Perhaps angels, if they exist, are much more like Christopher Walken from "The Prophecy" than they are beings of pure light and feathers and halos. In which case a fir tree up the arse doesn't sound so inappropriate.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Perhaps angels, if they exist, are much more like Christopher Walken from "The Prophecy" than they are beings of pure light and feathers and halos. In which case a fir tree up the arse doesn't sound so inappropriate.
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If you've ever studied the art from the renaissance period, the angels always seemed to be a bit preoccupied with having sex with humans.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Every year we, like many other families, decorate our Christmas tree. We wrap colored lights around it, hang ornaments all over, toss on some tinsel and then we place the angel on top.

Think about it.

If you were an angel, how would you feel watching tens of thousands of people stuff a fir tree up an angel's arse? Wouldn't you maybe think that these people are a little strange? Are they trying to send a message to all the angels? Would it be safe for an angel to make an appearance on Earth at or near Christmastime? Damn, if anyone recognized you to be an angel they might ram something up your butt in a tribute to the birth of Jesus!

What think ye?
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I think you worry me sometimes 😀
 
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Every year we, like many other families, decorate our Christmas tree. We wrap colored lights around it, hang ornaments all over, toss on some tinsel and then we place the angel on top.

Think about it.

If you were an angel, how would you feel watching tens of thousands of people stuff a fir tree up an angel's arse? Wouldn't you maybe think that these people are a little strange? Are they trying to send a message to all the angels? Would it be safe for an angel to make an appearance on Earth at or near Christmastime? Damn, if anyone recognized you to be an angel they might ram something up your butt in a tribute to the birth of Jesus!

What think ye?
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I think you worry me sometimes 😀
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My wife has been worried for 30 years. I may be cracked, but I'm not broken, yet.

 
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her mom was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.

He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel atop the Christmas tree.


Ho Ho Ho
 
when i was 17 my father got a stuffed raccoon puppet from somewhere and put lights on it and stuffed the top of the tree up its butt. i thought that was weird.
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
when i was 17 my father got a stuffed raccoon puppet from somewhere and put lights on it and stuffed the top of the tree up its butt. i thought that was weird.
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ROFL!!! 😀😀😀


: ) Amanda
 
Originally posted by: etech
One particular Christmas a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip... but there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then, Mrs. Claus told him that her mom was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then, the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door.

He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have this beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?

Thus began the tradition of the little angel atop the Christmas tree.


Ho Ho Ho
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Thank you. I have been vindicated.

 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
when i was 17 my father got a stuffed raccoon puppet from somewhere and put lights on it and stuffed the top of the tree up its butt. i thought that was weird.
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Your father is beyond cool. I'd like to meet him.

 
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