If I told you

[Zysoclaplem]

Would you hold it against me?

 

[Reliant]

*SLAP*

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Would you hold it against me?

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheAudit]

I knew that's the only thing you wanted.
Not that I care or anything.

 

[FFactory0x]

My nipples explode with delight

What to go back to my place bouncy bouncy

 

[FrustratedUser]

Salma Hayek

 

[Argo]

In a court of law.

 

[KLin]

*BAN*

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Reliant
*SLAP*

*SLAP* *SLAP*

*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

 

[Pepsi90919]

yews

 

[dquan97]

I'll be over tonight. Dinner and dancing?

 

[PingSpike]

"I put on my wizard hat..."

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Did it hurt?




When you fell from heaven?

 

[PingSpike]

I motion that thread titled be changed from "If I told you" to "Sh|tty 1000 year old pickup lines strike again."

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Did it hurt?




When you fell from heaven?

Do you wash your pants in Windex?

 

[FFactory0x]

I remeber that line from Monty Python

 

[azazyel]

those clothes look very becoming on you, but of course if I was on you I'd be cuming too.