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if i never had to...

pontifex

pontifex

Lifer
take another sh!t in my life again, i wouldn't miss it.
such a disgusting, foul, and vile act.

/barf


anything you wouldn't miss?
 
thats a gross thought 😱
but if i never had to get a headache again, i would be the happiest person alive.
 
ummm ok, just let it build up instead, then you'll always be full of sh!t instead of just when you post on ATOT
 
Originally posted by: Stumps
ummm ok, just let it build up instead, then you'll always be full of sh!t instead of just when you post on ATOT
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wow! i never thought of that! i could be like the rest of ATOT!

well technically, i mean i wouldn't have the need to take a dump, not letting it build up.
 
i went for like 35min this morning, filled the bowl mostly to the top. reminder, try to go when your camping 😛
 
If I never had to wear clothes again I would be a happy person.
Edit: All of you might not be so happy though now that I think of it
 
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
 
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: pontifex
take another sh!t in my life again, i wouldn't miss it.
such a disgusting, foul, and vile act.

/barf
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How do you feel about vomiting?

What a bizarre thread.
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well i rarely get sick or get sick enough to the point where i barf, so that one isn't that big of a deal, whereas i have to take a dump at least once a day
 
No way, I totally disagree. Few things can be as satisfying as taking a big poop. I always feel lighter and rejuvinated after I drop the kids off at the pool.

Now whats disgusting is ppl who don't use wet naps to clean up down there. :disgust:

My2Cents.

 
Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
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well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
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well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.
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Most of the world has a uh...different idea for that. Consider yourself lucky.

If it's not comfortable, perhaps you should see a doctor/dietician.
 
Originally posted by: ramirez
No way, I totally disagree. Few things can be as satisfying as taking a big poop. I always feel lighter and rejuvinated after I drop the kids off at the pool.

Now whats disgusting is ppl who don't use wet naps to clean up down there. :disgust:

My2Cents.
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exactly 😀
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
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well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.
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You don't know how the three seashells work?
 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
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well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.
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You don't know how the three seashells work?
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:thumbsup::laugh:

 
Originally posted by: Tremulant
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.
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well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.
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You don't know how the three seashells work?
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no, explain
 
Originally posted by: lokiju
I like taking in nice big dump, just feels so satisfying.

I feel like a new person afterwards :laugh:
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eww, you like taking in a big dump? 😉

*joking, please no banny*

 
Originally posted by: ramirez
Originally posted by: lokiju
I like taking in nice big dump, just feels so satisfying.

I feel like a new person afterwards :laugh:
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eww, you like taking in a big dump? 😉

*joking, please no banny*
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huh? that doesn't even make sense.
 
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