if i never had to...

[pontifex]

take another sh!t in my life again, i wouldn't miss it.
such a disgusting, foul, and vile act.

/barf


anything you wouldn't miss?

 

[Lola]

thats a gross thought
but if i never had to get a headache again, i would be the happiest person alive.

 

[Stumps]

ummm ok, just let it build up instead, then you'll always be full of sh!t instead of just when you post on ATOT

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Stumps
ummm ok, just let it build up instead, then you'll always be full of sh!t instead of just when you post on ATOT

wow! i never thought of that! i could be like the rest of ATOT!

well technically, i mean i wouldn't have the need to take a dump, not letting it build up.

 

[j00fek]

i went for like 35min this morning, filled the bowl mostly to the top. reminder, try to go when your camping

 

[Glavinsolo]

If I never had to wear clothes again I would be a happy person.
Edit: All of you might not be so happy though now that I think of it

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: pontifex
take another sh!t in my life again, i wouldn't miss it.
such a disgusting, foul, and vile act.

/barf

How do you feel about vomiting?

What a bizarre thread.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: j00fek
i went for like 35min this morning, filled the bowl mostly to the top. reminder, try to go when your camping

LMFAO

 

[IceBergSLiM]

this is disugusting.

 

[tweakmm]

I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: loup garou

Originally posted by: pontifex
take another sh!t in my life again, i wouldn't miss it.
such a disgusting, foul, and vile act.

/barf

How do you feel about vomiting?

What a bizarre thread.

well i rarely get sick or get sick enough to the point where i barf, so that one isn't that big of a deal, whereas i have to take a dump at least once a day

 

[ramirez]

No way, I totally disagree. Few things can be as satisfying as taking a big poop. I always feel lighter and rejuvinated after I drop the kids off at the pool.

Now whats disgusting is ppl who don't use wet naps to clean up down there. :disgust:

My2Cents.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.

Most of the world has a uh...different idea for that. Consider yourself lucky.

If it's not comfortable, perhaps you should see a doctor/dietician.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: ramirez
No way, I totally disagree. Few things can be as satisfying as taking a big poop. I always feel lighter and rejuvinated after I drop the kids off at the pool.

Now whats disgusting is ppl who don't use wet naps to clean up down there. :disgust:

My2Cents.

exactly

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.

You don't know how the three seashells work?

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?

They already have.
http://www.bidet-o-let.com/bidet-transnew.gif

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.

You don't know how the three seashells work?

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[archiloco]

yeah, but where would all your food go????

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Tremulant

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?
the whole just stinks and is not very comfortable, to me anyway.

You don't know how the three seashells work?

no, explain

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: archiloco
yeah, but where would all your food go????

i don't know. it would just magically disappear i guess.

 

[lokiju]

I like taking in nice big dump, just feels so satisfying.

I feel like a new person afterwards :laugh:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: tweakmm

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I mean, I hardly celebrate defecation, but seriously dude, that's a pretty bad attitude for a natural bodily function that one(for the most part) has to do daily.

well the worst part is wiping. can't they come up with a better idea for that?

They already have.
http://www.bidet-o-let.com/bidet-transnew.gif

is it really better?

 

[ramirez]

Originally posted by: lokiju
I like taking in nice big dump, just feels so satisfying.

I feel like a new person afterwards :laugh:

eww, you like taking in a big dump?

*joking, please no banny*

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: ramirez

Originally posted by: lokiju
I like taking in nice big dump, just feels so satisfying.

I feel like a new person afterwards :laugh:

eww, you like taking in a big dump?

*joking, please no banny*

huh? that doesn't even make sense.