If I had one wish, I would wish that....

Linux23

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people who stick their arms into the closing doors of an elevator, have that arm chopped off. Most people don't learn any lessons unless they are severely punished.:D
 
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ummm... hrm, well... if I had one wish I'd wish for a crap ton of money, cuz then you could just buy an elevator that would do that, PLUS that porsche you always wanted, PLUS a trophy wife, PLUS ... point taken??
 

imported_Trippin315

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Originally posted by: chairbornrangerx
ummm... hrm, well... if I had one wish I'd wish for a crap ton of money, cuz then you could just buy an elevator that would do that, PLUS that porsche you always wanted, PLUS a trophy wife, PLUS ... point taken??

seconded.

And besides, you should take the stairs, It is better for you.
 

fLum0x

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as opposed to world peace or something to make the world a better place? :x

money can't do that...isnt that proven by now? :eek:
 

killface

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I don't get it.
Why do we need to get taught a lesson? I stop elevators like that all the time because the one parking structure I go to has 1 working elevator and it's slow as hell.
 

DaTT

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People do that because th most generally the people inside the elevator are far too ignorant to open the door when they see someone running for it.
 

jman19

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Originally posted by: Linux23
people who stick their arms into the closing doors of an elevator, have that arm chopped off. Most people don't learn any lessons unless they are severely punished.:D

My wish is for crappy threads like this to get locked.