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If I had a hammer

I actually demolished some crappy particle board furniture this weekend.

I couldn't find my sledgehammer, but a claw hammer was sufficient, if less enjoyable.
 
If I were a carpenter I'd
Hammer on my piglet, I'd
Collect the seven dollars and I'd
Buy a big prosthetic forehead
And wear it on my real head
 
WTF is that first video?

Only in Mexico do they partake in running of the bulls AND have some sort of exploding hammer-smash day.

Meanwhile in the great state of New York, they finally trust us with sparklers! 🙄
 
JulesMaximus said:
What a colossal waste of time. I just put mine out by the curb... was gone by morning.
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Don't have a curb. Last time I saw a piece of furniture in the alley, it sat there for three weeks.

Gotta turn it into a little bag of pieces to fit it in the can. Or pay extra for a pickup.
 
When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks sort of blurry and your ears are ringing.
 
CraKaJaX said:
Meanwhile in the great state of New York, they finally trust us with sparklers! 🙄
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Now go slip a few into a welder's rod pouch if he is burning 7018's.

When it draws an arc he will know something is not right. And it is entertaining to watch him try to put the "welding rod" out. 😀


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dave_the_nerd said:
I actually demolished some crappy particle board furniture this weekend.

I couldn't find my sledgehammer, but a claw hammer was sufficient, if less enjoyable.
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You might want to rethink that... Think I read that particleboard wood particles aren't the healthiest shits to breathe in -- regular wood wasn't much better.
 
Naer said:
Thought this was a tech forum
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Of course it is.

Whether to install your new video card with a claw hammer, a ball peen or a sledge is a matter of constant debate.

I suspect Tequila is involved with exploding hammers...
 
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