If I give GPS coordinates, can someone call an airstrike for me?

[Windogg]

You know it's gonna a baaaaaad Friday when a dumbass know it all nuked the "SCSI" adapter on his laptop. Or course he claims that all laptops have "SCSI" adapters and he only uses "SCSI" devices. I am off to take a look at the damage done. Cost cutting sucks. Not only do I have to handle the servers, network equipment, PBX, and all telco stuff but no help desk means I have to support 100 - 150 users in house plus about 100 users at various sites on a unofficial (ie. UNPAID) basis. All training has been denied by the cheap ass VP because I "seem to know it all already" BLAH.

Someone kill me please.

Windogg

 

[Tauren]

Alright give us the coordinates. But, you owe me one!

 

[Adul]

here is a suggestion. Ever peice of bad hardwae should go to the VP's office.
Just leave it there and don't tell him where it is from. And since he can't reach you, he will be stuck with the mess.



Either that or quit and leave them high and dry. Go back to work for your family.


*smacks windogg.

 

[natto fire]

I'll take those coordinates.
In DMS please... PM me when you are no longer at that location. OH and don't forget to search the laptop for pr0n! And when you find it say it must not have taken you long to download this pr0n with your SCSI modem!!!

AHA Hha hq hahha a hasha haha hha ah hah aha h....
Sorry Windogg

 

[jjones]

stand by for incoming

 

[Rogue]

"Fire for effect! Over."

 

[Windogg]

A recon shot

Lat: 42.470807 42:28:14.905N
Lon: -071.259529 71:15:34.304W

Target is the red dot.

Hanscom AFB is 2 miles due west but all they have are crappy transports. Westford AFB in Chicopee, MA is your best bet. Don't let me down folks.

Windogg

 

[EagleKeeper]

All training has been denied by the cheap ass VP because I "seem to know it all already" BLAH.


But that is why you are in support - You do know it all !!!

Is it Westford or Westover in Chicopee?

PS. There still may be a base on the cape.


/edit Typo

 

[Cosmo]

So maybe if you go outside and paint the target with laser someone could have one of those bunker busters dropped? I'll do but it's a long way from stockholm though

 

[Ime]

Windogg,

Dude! Find another job! I feel your pain. Friggin' State of TN pulled that crap on me.

Even worse, my former boss in the State of TN looked me in the eye when I complained and said "Get over it." :|

Needless to say I "got over it" and found a better job!

 

[phatcow]

and thats why you have a M5 and X5.

 

[notfred]

/me is reminded of halflife "mark any targets on the tactical map..."

 

[Magicthyse]

Nah, photo's too low-res - might hit an innocent Afghan or something...

 

[Magicthyse]

Windogg... Surely something must keep you there? Otherwise given your stated conditions anyone with half a brain would have bugged out a long time ago...

(extreme puzzlement)

 

[olds]

<< "Fire for effect! Over." >>



Fire for effect! Out.