FACTS about God:
God' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
God does not sleep. He waits.
God is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of God is pain.
If you can see God, he can see you. If you can't see God, you may be only seconds away from death.
God has counted to infinity. Twice.
God does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. God goes killing.
God' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
God is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****** Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by God, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind God' beard. There is only another fist.