If God had a car, it would be a Pagani Zonda F

Cooler

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god does not need a car since he can fly faster then the speed of light. But if he had on this might be it. I think he owns one of every car ever made.
 

Amused

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No, if gawd had a car, it would be the flying cars we all were supposed to have by now. :p
 

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It would be the Honda Civic. He does not need to show off and prefers a humble vehicle.
 

AMDZen

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Originally posted by: Remy XO
Originally posted by: Anubis
you could drive one in GT3 and its sucked, it handled like ass

I knew I would get these kind of replies from AT

And yet you still posted it in a way that litterally begs for sarcastic remarks.

W(ho)TF thinks that god would even want a car, much less one built by us pitiful humans? When there are most likely more advanced races, and also when god could pretty much make something himself that far exceeds something we could imagine. And besides, this is all assuming he/she/it even exists at all.

These are the kind of comments I would have expected too - thats why I wouldn't have added the rediculous "if god had a car" comment.
 

laurenlex

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God would have to take the bus.

No valid driver's licence due to being really hard to photograph.
 

Cooler

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Originally posted by: laurenlex
God would have to take the bus.

No valid driver's licence due to being really hard to photograph.

but who would pull over god?
 

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FACTS about God:

God' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

God does not sleep. He waits.

God is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of God is pain.

If you can see God, he can see you. If you can't see God, you may be only seconds away from death.

God has counted to infinity. Twice.

God does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. God goes killing.

God' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

God is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****** Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by God, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind God' beard. There is only another fist.