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If ATOT were a Girl Scout Troop,

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MoPHo

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I was at work today and my office received a letter from the Girl Scouts of America. After day dreaming about bathing in those delicious girl scout cookies (no brownie jokes, please) for 30 minutes my mind changed to a (devastatingly) less arousing topic:

If ATOT were a Girl Scout Troop, who would be the Den Mother?

If you nominate someone, I'll add their name to the poll tomorrow. It doesn't have to be a girl but I don't really know any male members that have the qualities of a den mother...

Annnd, go?

Edit: Despite the recent revelation that a lone male can't be a Den Mother in the real Girl Scouts, this award will be allowed to go to a male if voted for.

Edit 2: Poll Added

Edit 3: Closed. Oldsmoboat is the winner!
 
oldsmoboat
No question.

EDIT: I've been reverse timewarped 🙁 Which mod hacked my timestamp? *glares at Zim* 😛
 
Just remember. GSUSA does not allow a single man to be alone with all of those girls. He needs a co-leader.

"MALE LEADERS
Men may serve as assistant leaders and only when a female leader is present. A man cannot be an
assistant leader to his wife unless there is an unrelated female troop leader present and registered.
There may be trips on which fathers or male leaders are part of the group. It is not appropriate for males
to sleep in the same space with girl members. They may participate only if separate sleeping quarters and
bathrooms are available for their use. Sleeping accommodations for such events should be announced in
advance, and girls must be instructed NOT to enter the ?sleeping accommodations? of males. Men should
not be among the adults supervising girls in the sleeping area of an event. The adult-to-girl ratio for the
trip will need to be adjusted accordingly."


I'll vote after the noms are over.
 
Originally posted by: waffleironhead
Just remember. GSUSA does not allow a single man to be alone with all of those girls. He needs a co-leader.

"MALE LEADERS
Men may serve as assistant leaders and only when a female leader is present. A man cannot be an
assistant leader to his wife unless there is an unrelated female troop leader present and registered.
There may be trips on which fathers or male leaders are part of the group. It is not appropriate for males
to sleep in the same space with girl members. They may participate only if separate sleeping quarters and
bathrooms are available for their use. Sleeping accommodations for such events should be announced in
advance, and girls must be instructed NOT to enter the ?sleeping accommodations? of males. Men should
not be among the adults supervising girls in the sleeping area of an event. The adult-to-girl ratio for the
trip will need to be adjusted accordingly."


I'll vote after the noms are over.
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Since we're not all girls, we'll make an exception 😉
 
Olds can be the den mother...I wanna be the "health instructor" and teach them about feminine...hygiene... 😛
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Olds can be the den mother...I wanna be the "health instructor" and teach them about feminine...hygiene... 😛
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"And this here is a power washer... "
 
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Olds can be the den mother...I wanna be the "health instructor" and teach them about feminine...hygiene... 😛
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"And this here is a power washer... "
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tsk...tsk...tsk...so little imagination...

"C'mere little girl, let Boomer have a sniff of that thing...

Hmm, can't tell, better let me have a taste of it to be sure."

"Yep, it's time to have your Pinkly Taurus serviced."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7EQdWlG6Dc

BTW, I have the cure for all those feminine ills...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...nYmo38&feature=related
 
Originally posted by: Rastus
Even though she is MIA, Wombat Woman is our Den Mother.
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yeah really. why do people even ask questions like 'if' we had a den mother? there's no ifs about it.
 
Originally posted by: Rastus
Even though she is MIA, Wombat Woman is our Den Mother.
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Still makes me feel like a red-headed step-child, so I am trying to move along Rastus. 🙂
 
WOMBAT Woman and DerekWilson were just figments of our imagination.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go braid my hair and shave my legs.
 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
WOMBAT Woman and DerekWilson were just figments of our imagination.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go braid my hair and shave my legs.
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I met DerekWilson, he exists!

I would go with Mosh and Sagalore, good choices 🙂
 
For some reason I automatically thought of Bryophyte, so I would pick her. :beer:

KT
 
Howard and SagaLore are cool, but are not den mother material, for better or for worse.
I haven't been here long enough to have seen Wombat Woman, but she isn't here now, though she may have been den mother back then (heard nothing but good things about her).
Moshquerade is...one of the guys. Take that any way you wish 😉
DerekWilson is our father who art administrator.
Bryophyte is awesome (Bryophyte for elite!) but she is birthday girl, and not den mother.

Oldsmoboat is our den mother.
 
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