If any ONE thing that you wanted...

[Baked]

World peace.

 

[ch33kym0use]

Humanitarian aid for people

 

[SSSnail]

That anytime I reach into any of my pockets, there will be $100 legally spendable bill in any of them.

Edit: You guys are too greedy, asking for too much. I'm just asking for $100.

 

[KLin]

Have a new job.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
That anytime I reach into any of my pockets, there will be $100 legally spendable bill in any of them.

Edit: You guys are too greedy, asking for too much. I'm just asking for $100.

Pot, meet kettle.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: KLin

Originally posted by: SSSnail
That anytime I reach into any of my pockets, there will be $100 legally spendable bill in any of them.

Edit: You guys are too greedy, asking for too much. I'm just asking for $100.

Pot, meet kettle.

Your personality just called, it wants some wit and sarcasm.

 

[Imported]

$200 million, after taxes.

 

[cherrytwist]

I'd be home instead of sitting in traffic for ~ an hour.

 

[EGGO]

Originally posted by: Rubycon
A jar of dill pickles that never gets empty.

Greedy.

 

[FallenHero]

An Ice Cold Beer...

/looks in fridge

Yay for wishes!

 

[AstroManLuca]

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF210-Wishing_Well.gif

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
The ability to reach in my pockets and pull out whatever I wish...money, pie, cake, megan foxs' phone number, etc.

This.

I want a car.... bam, money is in my pocket.
I need a house.... bam, money is in my pocket.
I need to get laid.... bam, money is in my pocket, er no, no, J Alba is in my pocket, naked and ready to go.
I'm hungry.... bam, money is in my pocket (or a sandwich, but that might be pretty gross).

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

2 girls under my desk at class sucking me off, and then having a real "money shot" where millions of dollars in money shoots out and I become a billionaire.

 

[AmdEmAll]

1,000,000,000,000

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: fritolays
swarms of girls constantly throwing rocks at me until I die

Doesn't this happen to you already??? 😕

 

[covert24]

In college with my girlfriend in the same dorm. Its a win win.

 

[AlienCraft]

That the ex wouldn't have miscarried. :brokenheart:

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
That the ex wouldn't have miscarried. :brokenheart:

way to ruin the mood of the thread... sorry to hear that

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin
I would become Q, so I could be completely omnipotent and could change the universe as I saw fit ... including the ability to turn Megan Fox into a raging nymphomaniac and fall desperately in lust with me 😉

NOO SHE'S MINE ALREADY!

Apparently Megan Fox is already a raging nymphomaniac, so you're already halfway there. 😉

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
That the ex wouldn't have miscarried. :brokenheart:

I vote that your name be changed to "Buzz Kill"

 

[racolvin]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: racolvin
I would become Q, so I could be completely omnipotent and could change the universe as I saw fit ... including the ability to turn Megan Fox into a raging nymphomaniac and fall desperately in lust with me 😉

NOO SHE'S MINE ALREADY!

Apparently Megan Fox is already a raging nymphomaniac, so you're already halfway there. 😉

lol .. oh really? thanks for pointing that out 🙂

/hands you a Nestle Crunch bar

You ... You've earned it 😉

 

[Chaotic42]

$50 billion

 

[venkman]

Two Chicks at the same time.....one of them being Megan Fox

 

[judasmachine]

I would have been the one to start Anandtech. That or the ability to give any girl an orgasm just by touching them.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: AlienCraft
That the ex wouldn't have miscarried. :brokenheart:

I vote that your name be changed to "Buzz Killington"

Fixed

Originally posted by: judasmachine
I would have been the one to start Anandtech. That or the ability to give any girl an orgasm just by touching them.

Forget the girls, I want the ability to give myself an orgasm just by touch.....errr....oh wait, never mind. 😱