If all babies are pretty, why are there so many ugly people in the world?

ManSnake

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"If all babies are pretty, why are there so many ugly people in the world?" - Sir Charles Barkley
 

babies are not pretty, they're only cute because they're just a little deformed
 

bockchow

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i'v seen alot of ugly babies. faces only a mother could love, and even then just barely.
 

apac

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Originally posted by: NutBucket
Originally posted by: clamum
People say babies are cute when they're not :evil:

Seinfeld, season 5 episode 21: The Hamptons.

LOL. I've decided that every Seinfeld episode is a classic.
 

ToeStub

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Most babies are buttfvckingugly. It's only the parents and family who think they are pretty.
 

Orsorum

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Originally posted by: ToeStub
Most babies are buttfvckingugly. It's only the parents and family who think they are pretty.

:| My niece is the cutest thing EVAR. And don't you EVER say otherwise! :|

;) Jk, but she really is.
 

Pacfanweb

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All babies aren't pretty.
My daughter was/is a beautiful baby from the start, but my son (3 months old now) wasn't too cute at all when he was born. He's pretty cute now, but at first he was not.
 

thomsbrain

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babies aren't pretty. they look like winston churchill. we are programmed to think they're cute and want to hold them, protect them, etc. but they are not an attractive stage of human life from an aesthetic point of view.
 

PoPPeR

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no one really thinks babies are pretty. They just say it to be nice, sort of like when a girl compliments you
 

Yo Ma Ma

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The truth is, they morph. Some gorgeous babies can be some pretty strange looking little kids, and some nice looking little kids turn out to be some pretty fugly adults.

It is rare that you seem someone look good from birth onward!
 

Maybe not all babies are pretty in the first place. I can't understand why people say otherwise. :/

It does seem to me that (in most cases) pretty babies become ugly when they grow up; whereas ugly babies become pretty. :(
 

poopaskoopa

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Originally posted by: clamum
People say babies are cute when they're not :evil:

Exactly. I just don't have the heart and courage to say that sh!t in front of other people.
 

Siddhartha

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It is a human trait to think that babies are cute, adorable, etc. People even think that animal enfants are adorable. A lion would think lunch if it saw Bambi, humans would think Bambi is precious.
 

flexy

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Originally posted by: ManSnake
"If all babies are pretty, why are there so many ugly people in the world?" - Sir Charles Barkley

i think that most babies are actually ugly...