If a holodeck was invented...

[oldman420]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Something unprintable, I'm sure.

 

[NatePo717]

I'd have one of these

 

[her209]

Experience childbirth from a 1st-person POV.

 

[Coquito]

Riza, warp 9. Engage.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: NatePo717
I'd have one of these

It probably be more like this

 

[Squisher]

Clean up in deck 1, clean up in deck 1

 

[neutralizer]

Lots of sex.

 

[dighn]

I would try flying, superman-style and play god with the environment.
later I might try something less dignified...

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Lots of sex.

and with lots of hot girls.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Lots of sex.

and with lots of hot girls.

I figured the "lots of hot girls" part was implied.

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: LikeLinus

Originally posted by: neutralizer
Lots of sex.

and with lots of hot girls.

I figured the "lots of hot girls" part was implied.

Just making sure. Some of you guys are into crazy tentacle stuff around here.

 

[Rubycon]

Get a screwdriver, take it apart and throw the parts into the sea. Danger would be over.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
holodeck? you mean PORN MACHINE!

I'm surprised no one has posted the Blue Stripe series yet:

Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Holodeck Janitor
Blue Stripe: The Life and Times of a Replicator Repairman

 

[KarmaPolice]

a few things.

1. Start a simulation of chuck norris and see how many ninjas and pirates he could destroy before he dies. Since he cant die this might create some kind of vacuum in time and the end of the world as we know it.

2. Get in a nascar race to see just how hard..or easy..it is. Then do a F1 race and die

3. sex

 

[OrganizedChaos]

orbital skydiving always looked fun.

 

[imported_Tick]

Gladiator.

 

[middlehead]

It would involve Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert.

 

[JEDI]

3some with twins, of course

and where's the poal?

 

[ballmode]

Relive historical events of mankind.

 

[ballmode]

Originally posted by: middlehead
It would involve Jennifer Love Hewitt and Lacey Chabert.

Amen brother. Amen.


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