If a holodeck was invented...

[Juddog]

I would probably create a device to make myself smarter, and use that increased intelligence to build an even better intelligence machine... on and on until I hit the limit.


Then I would post a YAGT on Anandtech.

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: Juddog
I would probably create a device to make myself smarter, and use that increased intelligence to build an even better intelligence machine... on and on until I hit the limit.


Then I would post a YAGT on Anandtech.

oh noes! now we're gonna get YAGT about people's holodeck girls

 

[gamepad]

Windows Vista, but there would probably be driver issues.

 

[Juddog]

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: Juddog
I would probably create a device to make myself smarter, and use that increased intelligence to build an even better intelligence machine... on and on until I hit the limit.


Then I would post a YAGT on Anandtech.

oh noes! now we're gonna get YAGT about people's holodeck girls

Yeah the post will talk about things like all these great places we went for our honeymoon, waves lapping against our bare ankles during a sunset on the beach, but ending in how she just seems so artificial...

 

[amdhunter]

I'd probably dream up some hot alien chick and violate her (and her sister, and probably her mom and daughter too...can't get enough alien poon.)

I just wonder something...after the simulation ends, where would my knuckle children fall? Would I need to bring tissue, or will the holodeck absorb the protein for future food processing?

 

[pontifex]

anyone who says anything other than sex is a lying bastard

thats like claiming you don't masturbate

 

[DanTMWTMP]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
holodeck? you mean PORN MACHINE!

man...ever since i saw quasmo's capsulator mii, and his pictures of trying to fit in those tiny rides...anything that you type incites laughter in me.

you just have to type "so?," and I'll have a image of you saying "so?!"
and laugh. Damn you. if you ever ever flame me, i can now never take it seriously ever again.

 

[jdoggg12]

Jessica Alba and me doing things found in books on tantric sex

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: pontifex
anyone who says anything other than sex is a lying bastard

thats like claiming you don't masturbate

Not true. Some of us don't need a holodeck to experience great lovin' and be fully satisfied. The idea is to use the holodeck for something you *can't* get in real life

 

[JulesMaximus]

The 18 year old hot twins scenario.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
anyone who says anything other than sex is a lying bastard

thats like claiming you don't masturbate

Not true. Some of us don't need a holodeck to experience great lovin' and be fully satisfied. The idea is to use the holodeck for something you *can't* get in real life

so you'll use it to get sex from some celebrity instead of your wife...

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
anyone who says anything other than sex is a lying bastard

thats like claiming you don't masturbate

Not true. Some of us don't need a holodeck to experience great lovin' and be fully satisfied. The idea is to use the holodeck for something you *can't* get in real life

you're telling me you wouldn't use it for fantasies of every hot untouchable celebrity you've ever seen?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: hjo3
Something unprintable, I'm sure.

What happens on the holodeck, stays on the holodeck.

 

[eits]

sex with janine lindemulder

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: dquan97
Mine would have to be to experience my honeymoon at Cabo once again. Imagine the best room in the hotel, gorgeous wife, and the waves spilling over your feet.

wait..so is this gorgeous wife part of the holodeck scenario?

No, his wife reads his posts so he can't say what he's really thinking.

fixed

 

[mzkhadir]

me eating some type of steak

 

[crystal]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: pontifex
anyone who says anything other than sex is a lying bastard

thats like claiming you don't masturbate

Not true. Some of us don't need a holodeck to experience great lovin' and be fully satisfied. The idea is to use the holodeck for something you *can't* get in real life

you're telling me you wouldn't use it for fantasies of every hot untouchable celebrity you've ever seen?

Not on the "first" scenerio. More likely after we got use to it and wants to expand our experience a little bit.

 

[crystal]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: maddogchen

Originally posted by: dquan97
Mine would have to be to experience my honeymoon at Cabo once again. Imagine the best room in the hotel, gorgeous wife, and the waves spilling over your feet.

wait..so is this gorgeous wife part of the holodeck scenario?

No, his wife reads his posts so he can't say what he's really thinking.

fixed

I bet this is what happen. He told her his AT handle so she could keep tab on him while she is over there and he is over here.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Two words.

Big Cabbage.

 

[SuperFreaky]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Mine would have to be to experience my honeymoon at Cabo once again. Imagine the best room in the hotel, gorgeous wife, and the waves spilling over your feet.

Your wife must read the board...

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
me eating some type of steak

Good thinking! I need to ask dquan97 if he had a good steak during his honeymoon, of if I need to do some reprogramming to his holonovel

 

[StevenYoo]

Ninjas vs. Pirates.

 

[Darkstar757]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: uhohs
morning musume/berryz/c-ute concerts. front row.

<3

yeah sure it would..you really just want to see them sing?



as for me i have no idea. so many women so little stamina.

LMAO

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Mine would have to be to experience my honeymoon at Cabo once again. Imagine the best room in the hotel, Natalie Portman, and the waves spilling over your feet.

Sold.

 

[Phokus]

I'm pretty sure there's some startrek 'fanfic' that would resemble what i would do with a holodeck

Originally posted by: StevenYoo
Ninjas vs. Pirates.

That would be freaking awesome