If a girl calls you

[p0ntif]

you should put yourself out of your misery and die in a flaming car wreck.

That or tattoo 'psychotic stalker' across your forehead.

 

[quakefiend420]

wait a few days..then call her to go get some coffee or something like that...nothing serious...just something where you two can get together and chat for a little while...then let her call you...then you will know if she is interested...if she calls you had a good performance...if not...well , you know

 

[lokiju]

You've gotta just be fvcking around now.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

I'd go to her house, steal her mail, hide in her closet for a midnight "surprise".


Chicks LOVE it when guys do that.

 

[ElFenix]

btw, how old are you?

 

[dennisjai215]

arent u a guy who said ur a chicks magnet and got game? wtf why need to ask for this

 

[aplefka]

I am nominating the OP to be added to the list of the likes of jayn, skywalker, waynetek, syringer, and the few others who seem to have self-pwnage as their only goal in life.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: dennisjai215
arent u a guy who said ur a chicks magnet and got game? wtf why need to ask for this

because i've never felt this in love before in my life.

 

[meltdown75]

marry her, she's the one

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: dennisjai215
arent u a guy who said ur a chicks magnet and got game? wtf why need to ask for this

because i've never felt this in love before in my life.

i really hope this is a parody user

 

[halik]

scary

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
marry her, she's the one

are you messing with me? That's how I feel but its seems so unreal.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: dennisjai215
arent u a guy who said ur a chicks magnet and got game? wtf why need to ask for this

because i've never felt this in love before in my life.

i really hope this is a parody user

after that comment i'm pretty sure it is...

 

[Mo0o]

Um.. maybe you're smothering her and she doesn't like it...

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
I'd go to her house, steal her mail, hide in her closet for a midnight "surprise".


Chicks LOVE it when guys do that.

Fvck off, I dont have any desire to do that.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Chraticn
I'd go to her house, steal her mail, hide in her closet for a midnight "surprise".


Chicks LOVE it when guys do that.

Fvck off, I dont have any desire to do that.

and sing that weird green day song...i was all by myself....i was thinking of yoooouuu

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: meltdown75
marry her, she's the one

are you messing with me? That's how I feel but its seems so unreal.

um, yeah.. i was... but...

you seriously want my advice? advice from a married guy is SH!T! hell look how i ended up! I'M FREAKIN' MARRIED!! AGGGH!!

you'll meet many girlies who feel like they're 'the one'. it always feels that way in the beginning, especially if you come from a small town and there's not much to look at. hey man, just talk to her and tell her how you feel. if she shuts you down, then you can go through the maelstrom of depression and heartache, which is almost as fun! enjoy!

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
leaves a voicemail.... Starts with hey muthaFxxxr (like she's one of the guys), then gets really sweet and says, "stop calling me (accents calling me), then says, wait, don't stop calling me, just stop sending me text messages I get the point. " what should I do. Considering all my previous posts, I'm a little confused. I feel like calling her and spilling my guts to her, but well, things are kinda complicated.

Drop it like it's hot, because you're going to get burned, fool.

 

[shimsham]

sad....just sad.

 

[UsandThem]

Just tell her, "Ssshhhhhh, you had me at motherfu@ker."[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif[/img]

I can not stand when women use the F bomb. They can say anything else, but that I can not stand. I immediately think of some trash in a trailer park.

 

[PingSpike]

"Hit yourself in the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
leaves a voicemail.... Starts with hey muthaFxxxr (like she's one of the guys), then gets really sweet and says, "stop calling me (accents calling me), then says, wait, don't stop calling me, just stop sending me text messages I get the point. " what should I do. Considering all my previous posts, I'm a little confused. I feel like calling her and spilling my guts to her, but well, things are kinda complicated.

Drop it like it's hot, because you're going to get burned, fool.

Word!

- M4H

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: UsandThem
I can not stand when women use the F bomb. They can say anything else, but that I can not stand. I immediately think of some trash in a trailer park.

What if they're screaming "fvck me!"...still hate it?

 

[lepixz]

Seriously man, you're showing all the signs of being in love. I think it's time you take it to the next level and pop the question you know. I'm thinking the perfect setting would be center court at a basketball game.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: UsandThem
I can not stand when women use the F bomb. They can say anything else, but that I can not stand. I immediately think of some trash in a trailer park.

What if they're screaming "fvck me!"...still hate it?

Actually yes. Don't know what is but I just can not stand that word coming from a woman.