If a cat scratched you while you were petting it...

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: brigden
How many of those people who posted their hatred for cats are not white?

wtf? how is that relevant?

In my experience, asians and indians don't like cats.

Well, I happen to be a white, corn-fed midwesterner, and I'd sacrifice a cat in the name of Thursday... if it were legal.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

I don't particularly like cats...but I don't hate them with a passion either.

I just love dogs too damn much. But only cute petable ones....I hate small little ugly yapping dogs. Those are just as bad as cats.

 

[MetalMat]

Yeah, I would beat the crap out of it.

Then again, I hate cats anyways, they are so useless.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: jbourne77
I fvcking hate cats. Seriously. They're ungrateful, spiteful little sh1ts. If ANY cat gave me ANY excuse to punt it's a$$ through the window, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If it was still alive after the incident, I'd haul his barely-breathing carcass back inside and do it again.

Ditto

Originally posted by: Deeko
My cat is a psycho kitten and sometimes interprets any movement near her to be an invitation to 'wrestle' so she'll lash out.

Please don't take this personally as I'm mostly joking and I'm not directing this solely at you.. .but WTF is wrong with cat owners? Why are psycho cats "cute?" Psycho dogs freak out during storms and bash down doors. People then shoot said dogs. Psycho cats, on the other hand, are merely laughed at while they're trying to gouge your eyeballs out. WTF is wrong with you people? Just because you can't discipline a cat (because they're too fvcking stupid to be trained or disciplined) you think it's "cute" when they do sh1t a dog would be put to sleep for?

Do you go brain-dead as soon as you get a cat? Is that it?

all kittens are like that, most do not stay like that

 

[torpid]

Depends. Sometimes when you are petting a cat, it will kind of half-knead you with its claws that are a bit too sharp. This is normal and it is enjoying it.

However, if you are petting the cat and he's biting you and swiping you with his rear claws, that is because HE DOESN'T LIKE IT, most likely because you are petting a sensitive area or because he has had enough. You can also tell by the motions of the cat's tail.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: brigden

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: brigden
How many of those people who posted their hatred for cats are not white?

wtf? how is that relevant?

In my experience, asians and indians don't like cats.

Well, I happen to be a white, corn-fed midwesterner, and I'd sacrifice a cat in the name of Thursday... if it were legal.

Again, ditto.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?

Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off. However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

If by the fifth time the cat doesn't realize what it's doing is wrong, I suggest a solid kick to the ribcage or a stomp to the head. You can escalate as you see fit.

 

[bapace]

Cat wouldn't live to see the next 5 minutes. Hate cats.

 

[Mrvile]

I don't think I've seen one nice cat post but the votes are close!!

 

[thirdlegstump]

I'm partial to golden retrievers and not some fuzzy ass sh*tball.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?

Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off. However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

i dont really know who you are but based solely on the posts you have made in this thread i suggest we throw yu agains the wall repeditily untill you learn to not be an asshole

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I don't think I've seen one nice cat post but the votes are close!!

my post was nice, id much rather have cats then a loud smelly sh!tty dog

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
I hate cats with a passion.

:thumbsup:

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Mrvile
I don't think I've seen one nice cat post but the votes are close!!

my post was nice, id much rather have cats then a loud smelly sh!tty dog

:thumbsup: for you!

I love em both! I love pets!

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
Please don't take this personally as I'm mostly joking and I'm not directing this solely at you.. .but WTF is wrong with cat owners? Why are psycho cats "cute?" Psycho dogs freak out during storms and bash down doors. People then shoot said dogs. Psycho cats, on the other hand, are merely laughed at while they're trying to gouge your eyeballs out. WTF is wrong with you people? Just because you can't discipline a cat (because they're too fvcking stupid to be trained or disciplined) you think it's "cute" when they do sh1t a dog would be put to sleep for?

Do you go brain-dead as soon as you get a cat? Is that it?

No kidding. My grandmother has a cat - HER name is HANK (typical "quirkiness" of a cat owner) and she's the fvcking Devil. When my grandfather was living out his last days, confined to his own bed pretty much 24x7, this little b1tch opened a can of whup-ass on him and left him with cuts all over the place. Do you think my grandmother got rid of the cat? Hell no!

Anyway, you litterally have to run from this cat. It will hunt your a$$ down and square off with you before you can say "the other white meat". One time it went for my son... I grabbed that little c*** by the neck and threw her across the room. I swear the next time my grandmother isn't looking I'm going to sodomize that thing with a baseball bat.

 

[PatboyX]

cat sleeping on me right now.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?

Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off. However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

If by the fifth time the cat doesn't realize what it's doing is wrong, I suggest a solid kick to the ribcage or a stomp to the head. You can escalate as you see fit.

LMFAO

Great post

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?

Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off. However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

i dont really know who you are but based solely on the posts you have made in this thread i suggest we throw yu agains the wall repeditily untill you learn to not be an asshole

How is that even fair? jbourne77 has been just as bad as me!

And I would never actually hurt a cat... I have to vent like this to prevent it, though, because I really do find them a repulsive, stupid animal, just asking for a beating, not unlike deer.

"Hey look! It's a gigantic object moving rapidly towards me! I should run right in front of it and then be out of its way just in time like the birds do. Hah hah! Look at me go! I'm so sma... *SPLAT*"

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
cat sleeping on me right now.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: jbourne77
No kidding. My grandmother has a cat - HER name is HANK (typical "quirkiness" of a cat owner) and she's the fvcking Devil. When my grandfather was living out his last days, confined to his own bed pretty much 24x7, this little b1tch opened a can of whup-ass on him and left him with cuts all over the place. Do you think my grandmother got rid of the cat? Hell no!

Anyway, you litterally have to run from this cat. It will hunt your a$$ down and square off with you before you can say "the other white meat". One time it went for my son... I grabbed that little c*** by the neck and threw her across the room. I swear the next time my grandmother isn't looking I'm going to sodomize that thing with a baseball bat.

Oh man, that was hilarious. I have to stop reading this at work... my cube neighbors are starting to wonder what I'm laughing about.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
cat sleeping on me right now.

Quick, while it's unaware...

:evil:

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: PatboyX
cat sleeping on me right now.

Quick, while it's unaware...

:evil:

:laugh: haha I got a laugh outa that one

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Ilmater

Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?

Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off. However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

i dont really know who you are but based solely on the posts you have made in this thread i suggest we throw yu agains the wall repeditily untill you learn to not be an asshole

If we throw you against the wall repeatedly will you learn basic spelling and grammar?

 

[Jeff7181]

Of course not. The reason a cat scratches or bites is because it feels threatened. If you're stupid enough to insist on petting it when it's scared and feels insecure, you deserve every laceration you get.

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Ilmater
Your cat is not cocky. Your cat is fvcking stupid and doesn't know better than to walk in front of you because of stupid curiosity.

I suggest throwing it pitcher-style against the wall every time it does this... I believe firmly that EVENTUALLY even a cat will realize that walking on keyboard = pain and knock it off.

However, that might be giving the cat too much credit.

i dont really know who you are but based solely on the posts you have made in this thread i suggest we throw yu agains the wall repeditily untill you learn to not be an asshole

If we throw you against the wall repeatedly will you learn basic spelling and grammar?

LOL! This thread delivers! :thumbsup: