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luckysnafu

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If it keeps on scratching me more than a few times I will get pissed. My kitty likes to wake me up at 5am by attacking and biting my feet/hands...good times...
 
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Stuxnet

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I fvcking hate cats. Seriously. They're ungrateful, spiteful little sh1ts. If ANY cat gave me ANY excuse to punt it's a$$ through the window, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If it was still alive after the incident, I'd haul his barely-breathing carcass back inside and do it again.
 
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Deeko

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My cat is a psycho kitten and sometimes interprets any movement near her to be an invitation to 'wrestle' so she'll lash out.
 
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Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: luckysnafu
If it keeps on scratching me more than a few times I will get pissed. My kitty likes to wake me up at 5am by attacking and biting my feet/hands...good times...
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You see, that's a perfectly good opportunity to grab it by its left nostril and fling it across the room. See if that little puke bites your toes TOMORROW morning...
 
Anubis

Anubis

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my cat scratches me in the morning to wake me up because he wants food, he will also lick my eyes and ears and even bite my nose
 
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pclstyle

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my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?
 
Mrvile

Mrvile

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Originally posted by: pclstyle
my cat is a cocky motherfvcker. bastard has the nerve to walk ACROSS my keyboard WHILE i'm at my computer. and to add insult to injury, he'll stand there, blocking the lcd, sniffing at my hands. and he won't move till i push him off. seriously, who does that?
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Maybe I need to get a cat in order for me to hate it? :confused:
 
brigden

brigden

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How many of those people who posted their hatred for cats are not white?
 
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brigden

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Originally posted by: pclstyle
Originally posted by: brigden
How many of those people who posted their hatred for cats are not white?
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wtf? how is that relevant?
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In my experience, asians and indians don't like cats.
 
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Ilmater

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Originally posted by: jbourne77
I fvcking hate cats. Seriously. They're ungrateful, spiteful little sh1ts. If ANY cat gave me ANY excuse to punt it's a$$ through the window, I'd do it in a heartbeat. If it was still alive after the incident, I'd haul his barely-breathing carcass back inside and do it again.
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Ditto
Originally posted by: Deeko
My cat is a psycho kitten and sometimes interprets any movement near her to be an invitation to 'wrestle' so she'll lash out.
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Please don't take this personally as I'm mostly joking and I'm not directing this solely at you.. .but WTF is wrong with cat owners? Why are psycho cats "cute?" Psycho dogs freak out during storms and bash down doors. People then shoot said dogs. Psycho cats, on the other hand, are merely laughed at while they're trying to gouge your eyeballs out. WTF is wrong with you people? Just because you can't discipline a cat (because they're too fvcking stupid to be trained or disciplined) you think it's "cute" when they do sh1t a dog would be put to sleep for?

Do you go brain-dead as soon as you get a cat? Is that it?
 
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