Idiot tries to be funny on newegg's live chat and got owned!

[Ika]

Originally posted by: uhohs

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Rex is sex: HELP ME
Rex is sex: QUICK
Rex is sex: MY SISTER IS IN THE OVEN
Rex is sex: SHE'S TURNING GOLDEN BROWN
Rex is sex: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Rex is sex: ADD BREADING, PERHAPS?
Mark Gil (20386): You again.
Mark Gil (20386): Let her die.
Rex is sex: NO, I'M SERIOUS
Rex is sex: HELP ME MAN
Rex is sex: SHE'S STICKING TO THE PAN.
Rex is sex: MY MOM WILL KILL ME IF SHE SEE'S I RUINED HER DISHES LIK THIS.
Mark Gil (20386): That's good die also.
Mark Gil (20386) Has Disconnected

wth. lol.

lol, that's an entire series. This guy talks to Mark on 4-5 separate occasions. Finally, in the last one when Mark finds out it's the same guy, he goes "WTF? you again? Fvck you."

 

[mflacy]

🙂

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Hey, I'm you from the future.
Mark Gil (20386): I came to warn you about your death one week from now!
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, cool.
Mark Gil (20386): You'll get into a horrible car accident and your head will be severed. Don't take the short cut when you go the mall. That will save your life.
Mark Gil (20386): That's great.
Mark Gil (20386): Oh and, you're going to score with Cindy on monday.
Mark Gil (20386): Also, make sure to use unscented deorderant on Tuesdays. Otherwise your boss will make a lewd comment about it and you'll lose your promotion.
Mark Gil (20386): Really? but if you don't have technical questions I will exit the session now.
Mark Gil (20386): how does I use modem?
Mark Gil (20386): Nice question but I'm your my future right you should know that.
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, but in the future. Everyone will forgot.
Mark Gil (20386): OH SH- TIME PARADO....

Rex (12709): Hi, my name is Rex (12709). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Can I talk to Mark?
Mark Gil (20386): Wait... I'm Mark or am I?
Mark Gil (20386): Oh my God, Who am I...?
Mark Gil (20386): Rex (12709), what is my purpose?! WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?!
Mark Gil (20386): AM I THE REAL MARK?! Or am I the one in the future?!
Mark Gil (20386): Wait, a second, be right back. I hear a loud vortex sound.
Mark Gil (20386): OH SH- TIME PARADO....

 

[ITJunkie]

Originally posted by: grohl
thanks for wasting 20 seconds of my life

 

[EKKC]

prank chats are lame. grow some balls and do prank calls

 

[BlueFlamme]

I was wondering if the wizard hat and robes would come out...

 

[yosuke188]

Seriously, these guys do not have a life.

 

[uhohs]

bump

 

[Darthvoy]

you got only the left side of my lip to move slighlty up, but no full smile..sorry

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: tbike06

Originally posted by: grohl
thanks for wasting 20 seconds of my life

 

[DurocShark]

Is your fridge running? You'd better go catch it!

Do you have Prince Albert in the can? Can you let him out?

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Same level. Ugh.

 

[j00fek]

😀 :Q

 

[ViviTheMage]

ahah

 

[JackRipper]

Originally posted by: mflacy
🙂

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Hey, I'm you from the future.
Mark Gil (20386): I came to warn you about your death one week from now!
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, cool.
Mark Gil (20386): You'll get into a horrible car accident and your head will be severed. Don't take the short cut when you go the mall. That will save your life.
Mark Gil (20386): That's great.
Mark Gil (20386): Oh and, you're going to score with Cindy on monday.
Mark Gil (20386): Also, make sure to use unscented deorderant on Tuesdays. Otherwise your boss will make a lewd comment about it and you'll lose your promotion.
Mark Gil (20386): Really? but if you don't have technical questions I will exit the session now.
Mark Gil (20386): how does I use modem?
Mark Gil (20386): Nice question but I'm your my future right you should know that.
Mark Gil (20386): Yes, but in the future. Everyone will forgot.
Mark Gil (20386): OH SH- TIME PARADO....

Rex (12709): Hi, my name is Rex (12709). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Can I talk to Mark?
Mark Gil (20386): Wait... I'm Mark or am I?
Mark Gil (20386): Oh my God, Who am I...?
Mark Gil (20386): Rex (12709), what is my purpose?! WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?!
Mark Gil (20386): AM I THE REAL MARK?! Or am I the one in the future?!
Mark Gil (20386): Wait, a second, be right back. I hear a loud vortex sound.
Mark Gil (20386): OH SH- TIME PARADO....

Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): Hello Mark.
Mark Gil (20386): How are you?
Mark Gil (20386): I'm fine you're me right?





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Mark Gil (20386): Hi, my name is Mark Gil (20386). How may I help you?
Mark Gil (20386): It's me again, from the future...
Mark Gil (20386): Why did you tell that guy to leave his sister in the oven? You'll end up in jail for this! I'm in ****** jail because of your ass making wrong decisions!
Mark Gil (20386): I put her there. Enjoy your jail.
Mark Gil (20386) Has Disconnected

 

[NaOH]

This one is A LOT funnier.

 

[uhohs]

lol

 

[drum]

thanks for the warning guys. saved me a wasted click

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: AzNpXdD913
This idiot from another forum posted the screenshot of his convo with a newegg employee and claimed that he "he owned them". After looking at the SS, I'd say that he's the one that got his ass handed to him.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a131/aznpxdd/newegg.jpg

"Get a life sir. Bye." Classic!:laugh:

REPOST.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
I chuckled.

Theres one in every crowd! 😛

 

[Ranger X]

I fail to see the humor in this at all.

 

[rhino56]

i was chatting with someone getting a rma on there and they got offended

illya: are you a girl or asian?
Kim: sir, I apologize but I find that highly offensive and I'm unwilling to answer that question.