IDIOT SIGHTINGS

[Thegonagle]

It's because the daughter wasn't of high enough intelligence to ask for "light lettuce," so she would be understood.

 

[Nutz]

<< I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I
had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that
she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.
When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature
I had just signed on the receipt.
So I signed the credit card in front of her.
She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the
receipt.
As luck would have it, they matched. >>



This just happened to me last night at the BX :Q

 

[woodly6]

ROFL!!!

Thanks man!

 

[Lithium381]

LOL i once met a girl at school, we were looking at this documentary or something and it showed a picture of some valley in california at dawn, she exlaims "i didn't know they had sunsets in california!" (yep, she was blond )