Goosemaster
Lifer
Drinking a 2 liter of Mountain Dew CR without noticing it.
Pain (n.)
Passing it.
Documentation:
Excited because Die Hard was on fox, and having not seen it since childhood, I was captivated by the seemingly fearless heroics of one Bruce Willis. To entertain myself, I had a 2 litter Bottle of Code Red and proceed to enjoy a nice hearty glass of it. To my dismay, I was not vigilant of the proceeding refills, and found out of its disappearance during the later half of the film. After a rather-lengthy session of "WTF!" 's I proceeded to ponder the turmoil I was in, and shrugged it off as a fleeting fancy and began to apprecieate the good time I had with Rupert Murdock's evening tale. Shrugged off, yet still lingering in the heart of the beast, the full stomach was shrugged off once more. At the wee hours, I felt the beast bellow as it had never down so in prior years, and can still recall the coming of the storm. In great waves to the lavatory she came, in a wave of gaseous bellows and currents that not even the mighty J. Edgar Hoover could keep at bay.
Fortunately, the mighty beast was help at bay with Pepto, but alas the damage is done. I am grateful that I am here to tell this account, and hope that the moster will remain dormant once again.
Averagejoespeak:
Don't be a dumbass and down 2 liters of Dew.
It Isn't good for you.
Heh, it rthymed.
EDIT: WEll, as it turns out it is the stomach virus. Just talked to the folks in Canada and they matched my symtonms to a T. APpearantly EVERYone and now I mean EVERYone is is bed in Canada....my family that is....About three uncles of mine and an aunt are going to work today either. THey told me to expect lots and lots of pain...
This sucks
Pain (n.)
Passing it.
Documentation:
Excited because Die Hard was on fox, and having not seen it since childhood, I was captivated by the seemingly fearless heroics of one Bruce Willis. To entertain myself, I had a 2 litter Bottle of Code Red and proceed to enjoy a nice hearty glass of it. To my dismay, I was not vigilant of the proceeding refills, and found out of its disappearance during the later half of the film. After a rather-lengthy session of "WTF!" 's I proceeded to ponder the turmoil I was in, and shrugged it off as a fleeting fancy and began to apprecieate the good time I had with Rupert Murdock's evening tale. Shrugged off, yet still lingering in the heart of the beast, the full stomach was shrugged off once more. At the wee hours, I felt the beast bellow as it had never down so in prior years, and can still recall the coming of the storm. In great waves to the lavatory she came, in a wave of gaseous bellows and currents that not even the mighty J. Edgar Hoover could keep at bay.
Fortunately, the mighty beast was help at bay with Pepto, but alas the damage is done. I am grateful that I am here to tell this account, and hope that the moster will remain dormant once again.
Averagejoespeak:
Don't be a dumbass and down 2 liters of Dew.
It Isn't good for you.
Heh, it rthymed.
EDIT: WEll, as it turns out it is the stomach virus. Just talked to the folks in Canada and they matched my symtonms to a T. APpearantly EVERYone and now I mean EVERYone is is bed in Canada....my family that is....About three uncles of mine and an aunt are going to work today either. THey told me to expect lots and lots of pain...
This sucks
