Survivor New York...............
And Jeff Probst will introduce the guest contestants.........the 22 most wanted terrorists, including bin Ladin and his Taliban lackies.............
The show opens with two military trucks driving around NYC..........they split off....one heading for Times Square, the other Harlem.
Armed guards prevent the "contestants" from exiting early........don't want any head starts here.
The trucks stop and the contestants are "disembarked."
Probst, in a voice-over, explains the rules. 'The "contestants" just have to get to La Guardia and board a special plane being held just for them........of course, the pilot of this plane will bail just after it clears land, but that's just another surprise in store for our "contestants" , including the cockpit door being made of bulletproof Lexan and the cockpit completely sealed from the rest of the plane. '
'Isn't that cute, the "contestants" are being shown the sights of NYC by the friendly inhabitants. Look at the way the natives are anxious to just touch the "contestants."
'Oh my, the "contestants" seem to have been shredded to pieces. Well, at least the Times Square tribe did last two minutes........the Harlem tribe never even got to get off the truck before they were "greeted" by the locals.
'Hmmmmmmmm............since there are no contestants left, no one gets the money or the plane ride. Maybe we can invite some more "contestants" for next week's show.......Sadam Hussein anyone?'
'Now, let's look at that replay......'
And Jeff Probst will introduce the guest contestants.........the 22 most wanted terrorists, including bin Ladin and his Taliban lackies.............
The show opens with two military trucks driving around NYC..........they split off....one heading for Times Square, the other Harlem.
Armed guards prevent the "contestants" from exiting early........don't want any head starts here.
The trucks stop and the contestants are "disembarked."
Probst, in a voice-over, explains the rules. 'The "contestants" just have to get to La Guardia and board a special plane being held just for them........of course, the pilot of this plane will bail just after it clears land, but that's just another surprise in store for our "contestants" , including the cockpit door being made of bulletproof Lexan and the cockpit completely sealed from the rest of the plane. '
'Isn't that cute, the "contestants" are being shown the sights of NYC by the friendly inhabitants. Look at the way the natives are anxious to just touch the "contestants."
'Oh my, the "contestants" seem to have been shredded to pieces. Well, at least the Times Square tribe did last two minutes........the Harlem tribe never even got to get off the truck before they were "greeted" by the locals.
'Hmmmmmmmm............since there are no contestants left, no one gets the money or the plane ride. Maybe we can invite some more "contestants" for next week's show.......Sadam Hussein anyone?'
'Now, let's look at that replay......'
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