I'd welcome a nice well intentioned grooming

[Red Squirrel]

All of these shows on Discovery of animals grooming other animals has me feeling a little left out and dejected. Am I not good enough? Are those that were groomed really that much better than me? What makes them so special? My feelings matter too. Even a little beard stroking thrown my way can go far in brightening my day. Sadly, I get nothing.

 

[Ken g6]

0/10 parody thread.

Unlike some things paying for this is legal and encouraged.

 

[sandorski]

We'll grab your butt and you'll like it......

 

[lxskllr]

 

[BoomerD]

Y'know...just a thought here...it COULD have something to do with the fact that you just lick yourself clean...instead of taking a bath/shower with soap...

 

[John Connor]

Leave Britney alone!

 

[brianmanahan]

here is a nice haircut asmr video for you:

 

[John Connor]

here is a nice haircut asmr video for you:

OMG Can I jump in the screen now? I would really like to jump in the screen.

 

[brianmanahan]

OMG Can I jump in the screen now? I would really like to jump in the screen.

she's like a british version of pam from the office

 

[John Connor]

I don't know who Pam from the Office is, but I so need a good pampering right about now. I'm not that much into red heads, but she'll suffice.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I could use a nice red head to cut my hair, just need a trim... I'll need a trim tomorrow too, and the day after...

 

[John Connor]

HAHAHA

 

[brianmanahan]

I could use a nice red head to cut my hair, just need a trim... I'll need a trim tomorrow too, and the day after...

true story, a friend of mine actually goes to some fancy salon because the hairdresser is so hot

he's been paying like 50$ for a simple men's haircut for years just for that reason, when he could get the same thing done for 15$ elsewhere

he insists it's worth it though LOL

 

[Muse]

All of these shows on Discovery of animals grooming other animals has me feeling a little left out and dejected. Am I not good enough? Are those that were groomed really that much better than me? What makes them so special? My feelings matter too. Even a little beard stroking thrown my way can go far in brightening my day. Sadly, I get nothing.

LOL What you need is to get fleas. Do you have pets? Snuggle them more... Then maybe make friends with some lower primates.