I'd love to meet the guy who invented the turkey.....

[Shawn]

and tell him how much I appreciate it! I just had a turkey sandwich and mmmm was it good!

 

[iwearnosox]

I'd be happy to kill you, just let me know.

 

[Descartes]

Here you go.

 

[KingNothing]

How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?

 

[MacBaine]

ihateyou2

 

[Platypus]

perish

 

[crab]

That wasn't turkey.

 

[ElFenix]

i think it was ben franklin

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<hands over revolver>
here you go, he's waiting for you

 

[Shawn]

It was so good that I just had another......

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: crab
That wasn't turkey.

Then what was it cap'n?

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: iloveme2

Originally posted by: crab
That wasn't turkey.

Then what was it cap'n?

It was krusty brand imitation turkey substitute

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
<hands over revolver>
here you go, he's waiting for you

Let's see... If you believe in the God of the Bible you must know that suicide will send you to hell instead. According to your reasoning that means that not God, but Satan created the turkey (didn't God have a patent on creating creatures?). Why do Christians pray to the wrong guy, if Satan was so nice to give us turkeys?

 

[Turkey22]

I like to turkey!?!

 

[Nyical]

I dislike most foul, they tast really foul to me

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. Got it? Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry. The turkey's a little dry! Curse you!"

 

[FuzzyBee]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i think it was ben franklin

ben franklin didn't invent turkey! ben franklin is the devil!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?

Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about?

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?

Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about?

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born.

Although even fewer people remember his contemporaries, Lord and Lady Douchebag.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?

Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about?

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born.

Although even fewer people remember his contemporaries, Lord and Lady Douchebag.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

On a related note, the condom got its name from the Earl of....wait for it... Condom. No, I'm not kidding either.

 

[Chadder007]

Originally posted by: iloveme2
and tell him how much I appreciate it! I just had a turkey sandwich and mmmm was it good!

Thank God for it.