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I'd love to meet the guy who invented the turkey.....

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
<hands over revolver>
here you go, he's waiting for you
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Let's see... If you believe in the God of the Bible you must know that suicide will send you to hell instead. According to your reasoning that means that not God, but Satan created the turkey (didn't God have a patent on creating creatures?). Why do Christians pray to the wrong guy, if Satan was so nice to give us turkeys? 😛
 
"I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. Got it? Not bad. Nice, hot mustard. Good bread. The turkey's a little dry. The turkey's a little dry! Curse you!"
 
Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?
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Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about? 😀

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born. 😀
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?
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Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about? 😀

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born. 😀
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Although even fewer people remember his contemporaries, Lord and Lady Douchebag.
 
Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: KingNothing
How about the guy who invented the sandwich? Doesn't the good earl get any love?
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Am I the only one who knows what you're talking about? 😀

For the uninitiated, the Earl of Sandwich was a compulsive gambler who didn't want to leave the tables long enough to eat, so he had a servant bring him meat and cheese between two pieces of bread, allowing him to eat and gamble at the same time. Hence, the sandwich was born. 😀
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Although even fewer people remember his contemporaries, Lord and Lady Douchebag.
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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

On a related note, the condom got its name from the Earl of....wait for it... Condom. No, I'm not kidding either. 😀
 
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