Ice breakers

[TechHead87]

Ok so what kind of lines or things do you say to a girl/guy that you have never met, never seen, never whatever and want to start a conversation with? Just any girl/guy walking down the street, or sitting on the bus, or whatever?

What works for you?

Not that I'm a lame or anything...just wondering what you all do. I have my own arsenal, but different strokes for different folks.

 

[BrianH1]

try feeling her material.

 

[aswedc]

"Hi"?

 

[Kalvin00]

'hey cutie. im xxx. where are you headed to?'


if you ask enough times, one of them is bound to talk to you

 

[anxi80]

i say what good is 10 million dollars when you have a weak heart.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i say what good is 10 million dollars when you have a weak heart.

:thumbsup:

 

[FrustratedUser]

As a chloroform salesman I really don't need to say much.

 

[bennylong]

nice boobs. Can I feel them to see if they are real?

 

[TechHead87]

"Did it tickle?"
"Did what tickle?"
"When you got tickled in the stomach?"
"Huh?"
*Tickles the ****** outta her...Runs*

 

[Iron Woode]

this thread is going places.

 

[Baked]

Right...

 

[TechHead87]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
this thread is going places.

:beer:

Aw come on.

 

[buck]

Punch her in the neck, works for me everytime.

 

[Journer]

'hey..."
g-'hi.."
now you can do anything!!!! lol

i usually dont ask names until ive talked a bit...wtf is the good of knowing her name if you dont like her?

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: buck
Punch her in the neck, works for me everytime.

holy cow i'm in someone's sig!

 

[SlitheryDee]

"What's your IP baby?". Works every time...

 

[neutralizer]

Obligatory "Nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

 

[AbAbber2k]

a/s/l?

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
"What's your IP baby?". Works every time...

And after the date you can say: Do you wanna come back to my 127.0.0.1?

 

[TechHead87]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: buck
Punch her in the neck, works for me everytime.

holy cow i'm in someone's sig!

LMAO!!!

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
"What's your IP baby?". Works every time...

And after the date you can say: Do you wanna come back to my 127.0.0.1?

Then I show 'em my micro. Chicks SWOON for my micro...

 

[OdiN]

Stab them in the chest with an ice pick.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
"What's your IP baby?". Works every time...

And after the date you can say: Do you wanna come back to my 127.0.0.1?

Then I show 'em my micro. Chicks SWOON for my micro...

And in return, she shows you her line-in.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

HE-llo...

/Homer

 

[silverpig]

I have teenage mutant ninja turtles for my gameboy.