Originally posted by: MattCo
All of your wedding savings?!?! I could just see the conversation between your and your Fiancee this July:
rh71: Ummm, honey there is something I have to tell you.
future wife: Sure rh71, what is it?
rh71: That news story we just saw about the hugh coverup at IBM and the subsequent stock price crash....
future wife: Yeah......
rh71: What do you think about eloping and spending our honeymoon at the motel 6 down the street?
future wife: You are joking right?!??!
rh71: Um....I love you?
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