I would just like to take a moment

[uberman]

There was no mention of how much venison you took home from this opportunity, so I think that you messed up.

I've gotten like 100 pounds out of a fresh road kill before. It was delicious.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: uberman
There was no mention of how much venison you took home from this opportunity, so I think that you messed up.

I've gotten like 100 pounds out of a fresh road kill before. It was delicious.

It wasn't all bruised?

 

[Steve]

Nothing runs like a deer.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: Steve
Nothing runs like a deer.

Deer run like deer. That's something.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: uberman
There was no mention of how much venison you took home from this opportunity, so I think that you messed up.

I've gotten like 100 pounds out of a fresh road kill before. It was delicious.

As much as I'd love to strap a deer to the top of my Accord Coupe, I never saw the body. For all I know it was able to get away (although I can't imagine I didn't at least break its back leg).

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

what

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: uberman
There was no mention of how much venison you took home from this opportunity, so I think that you messed up.

I've gotten like 100 pounds out of a fresh road kill before. It was delicious.

It wasn't all bruised?

I was driving near Lake Tahoe, CA in the winter and someone hit 2 deer. I grabbed the one that was hit in the head. I dressed it out on a backroad and the body was fine. I quartered it and aged it in the frig and Wow! Lots of venison.

 

[xboxist]

I say we nuke all the deer from orbit into extinction so you don't have to deal with hitting them anymore while driving through their natural habitat.

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: uberman
There was no mention of how much venison you took home from this opportunity, so I think that you messed up.

I've gotten like 100 pounds out of a fresh road kill before. It was delicious.

As much as I'd love to strap a deer to the top of my Accord Coupe, I never saw the body. For all I know it was able to get away (although I can't imagine I didn't at least break its back leg).

You don't strap them on top. You have to hide them in the trunk. Hiding is important or they'll think you are a poacher and the police and game wardens will be mean.

 

[Capt Caveman]

My friend's coworker in Maine drives the company bus and hit a moose one night. Too add insult to injury, the woman's husband went to pick her up and hit a moose.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

what

Are you saying that if you hit a deer with your car, and you know you injured it, and due to it's injury it is going to die a horrible starving or being eaten alive type of death, that you don't feel morally obligated to do your best to find it quickly and end its misery? Is that what you are saying?

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.

YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

How the fuck am I supposed to kill the deer? The heaviest object I had in my car was an LCD monitor. Should I have bashed it upon the head repeatedly with the LCD?

I looked back, I saw nothing, I assumed it got away. I hope someday your anus encounters a herpified penis.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

what

Are you saying that if you hit a deer with your car, and you know you injured it, and due to it's injury it is going to die a horrible starving or being eaten alive type of death, that you don't feel morally obligated to do your best to find it quickly and end its misery? Is that what you are saying?

I didn't say it, but I thunk it. Chill your herpes-riddled ass, man.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

How about be a responsible American and carry a weapon? How about have some compassion for the animal you just doomed to a horrible death so you could make it home in time for House and cheesy poofs, rather than cursing it because your poor car is denty-wentied and you had this near-death epiphany? Poor baby! Did you think I called you out because you got in a car accident? I called you out because you're a trite shallow vacuous arrogant excuse for a human being.

No, thank you!

 

[hanoverphist]

on the way to sturgis a few years ago a deer jumped over the front tire of my mom and her hubbys harley (she was on back that trip, now she has her own). it was so close they could touch it, and so fast they didnt have time to even swerve. scared the hell out of them.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

what

Are you saying that if you hit a deer with your car, and you know you injured it, and due to it's injury it is going to die a horrible starving or being eaten alive type of death, that you don't feel morally obligated to do your best to find it quickly and end its misery? Is that what you are saying?

And what if the deer takes off injured? How is he supposed to track and kill it?

 

[Tea Bag]

This is why I got my bow this year - to exact my revenge against this species for damaging two of my cars. Yes, I know it's not their fault but their brothers must pay for this injustice! That and they're tasty.

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
How about be a responsible American and carry a weapon? How about have some compassion for the animal you just doomed to a horrible death so you could make it home in time for House and cheesy poofs, rather than cursing it because your poor car is denty-wentied and you had this near-death epiphany? Poor baby! Did you think I called you out because you got in a car accident? I called you out because you're a trite shallow vacuous arrogant excuse for a human being.

No, thank you!

A weapon does not equal responsibility, you bag of douches.

You need to chill the fuck out or get the fuck out of this thread. Who stepped on your vagina today? Do you want me to kiss it for you?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.

YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

How the fuck am I supposed to kill the deer? The heaviest object I had in my car was an LCD monitor. Should I have bashed it upon the head repeatedly with the LCD?

I looked back, I saw nothing, I assumed it got away. I hope someday your anus encounters a herpified penis.

whoooooa :Q

 

[shocksyde]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: shocksyde

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.

YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

How the fuck am I supposed to kill the deer? The heaviest object I had in my car was an LCD monitor. Should I have bashed it upon the head repeatedly with the LCD?

I looked back, I saw nothing, I assumed it got away. I hope someday your anus encounters a herpified penis.

whoooooa :Q

Sorry, I treat douchebags like douchebags. It's in my nature.

 

[Steve]

If carrying a weapon (just in case I hit but don't kill a deer) is what it takes to make me responsible, then I will live irresponsibly.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: Steve

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS

Originally posted by: shocksyde
Thanks, Jackass.

I'm pretty sure my car's stability assistance saved my ass tonight. I was driving around 50mph behind a line of cars and the deer appeared out of nowhere. I swerved to the left and clipped it on it's hindquarters with my front passenger side and saw it flip wildly over my car. After I hit it I swerved back to the right and fishtailed pretty violently until I came to a stop.

Had I not had stability assistance, I would have definitely lost control of the car and slammed into a tree or, even worse, this was next to a golf course with a large lake. Just thinking about what could have happened is pretty troubling.

It's hard to tell because it's dark out, but it looks like my headlight, bumper, grill and front passenger quarter panel will need work or replacement. Robble robble.

So, again, thanks, you bastard.

Update: Looking over insurance documents, looks like I'll be able to get this fixed without any deductable, so that's cool. Hope the insurance doesn't go up, though.

Did you even bother with your responsibility to go find and kill that deer? Since you didn't describe those events, I would have to say the answer is no, making you one sick fuck.


YOU DO NOT JUST LEAVE MAIMED ANIMALS TO DIE! I hope someday your anus encounters a box jellyfish.

what

Are you saying that if you hit a deer with your car, and you know you injured it, and due to it's injury it is going to die a horrible starving or being eaten alive type of death, that you don't feel morally obligated to do your best to find it quickly and end its misery? Is that what you are saying?

Whoooooah there buddy... you cant just up and shoot the deer because you hit it with your car...
In many states, (including pennsylvania) it is illegal to shoot or otherwise further harm an animal injured by vehicle traffic. Only a game comission officer or a state police officer are legally able to do so. This is a punishable offense, with fines and or jail time. Additionally, any large game killed by a vehicle can be claimed for meat (only by a resident of that state), but a permit must be applied for and recieved, and any antlers on that animal must be turned into the game comission.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: SphinxnihpS
How about be a responsible American and carry a weapon? How about have some compassion for the animal you just doomed to a horrible death so you could make it home in time for House and cheesy poofs, rather than cursing it because your poor car is denty-wentied and you had this near-death epiphany? Poor baby! Did you think I called you out because you got in a car accident? I called you out because you're a trite shallow vacuous arrogant excuse for a human being.

No, thank you!

if it makes you feel any better i would leave you to bleed out on the side of the road with the deer

the 2 of you could cuddle

 

[hiromizu]

Did you eat it at least?