I work for the world's most customer obsessed company

[kalster]

Ask me any questions 😛

 

[nickbits]

do you get to fly the drones?

 

[Markbnj]

How's the ROI on all those free deliveries working out?

 

[blsmfade]

what is your name company?

and monthly salary.

 

[z1ggy]

This isn't reddit.

 

[WT]

Have you peeked at your co-workers genitals when you are using the restroom ?

 

[Markbnj]

This isn't reddit.

Hi, I'm the Guy Who Did That Thing Most of You Have Already Forgotten About Assuming You Heard About It In The First Place: Ask Me Anything!

 

[zCypher]

Do you even lift bro?

Do you even make rental income?

 

[kranky]

OK, how about an example or two that supports the claim of "most customer obsessed company"?

 

[manimal]

Do you even lift bro?

Do you even make rental income?

everyone knows this

 

[PliotronX]

Do you stalk customers and leave roses on their doorstep?

 

[ultimatebob]

OK, how about an example or two that supports the claim of "most customer obsessed company"?

Must be Comcast. Nobody cares more for their customers than they do! They care so much that they are trying to buy out all of the other cable companies to make sure that nobody has an inferior TV or Internet experience 🙂

 

[alkemyst]

Can you get my Crappi Frappi faster?

 

[Maximilian]

How's the ROI on all those free deliveries working out?

This.

Its gotta be the rainforest company!

 

[shabby]

what is your name company?

Must be the en-es-eh, they're obsessed about everyone.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

Have you peeked at your co-workers genitals when you are using the restroom ?

I find this question to be pertinent.

 

[master_shake_]

do you fap to positive customer review surveys?

 

[Kadarin]

do you fap to positive customer review surveys?

More importantly, do they make your lady parts tingle?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

OK, how about an example or two that supports the claim of "most customer obsessed company"?

They have a team of surveillance experts monitoring every one of their customers 24/7. Kind of like the U.S. Government only less scary.

 

[OverVolt]

How long until you're laid off and they stop caring about customers to increase their stock price.

 

[kalster]

How long until you're laid off and they stop caring about customers to increase their stock price.

good question , not in the near future IMHO, but never say never.

 

[kalster]

do you get to fly the drones?

I wish, thats the most common question i get, I hope i get to do that someday soon though 😛

 

[GrumpyMan]

Are you in the people disposal business aka hitman?

 

[OverVolt]

good question , not in the near future IMHO, but never say never.

I was just being sarcastic (hopefully you were too) I'm not trying to be a jerk, just for laughs.

 

[kalster]

I was just being sarcastic (hopefully you were too) I'm not trying to be a jerk, just for laughs.

Its cool 🙂
ofcourse, infact I am in the process of hiring people (and not laying them off)