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I work for God

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aplefka

Lifer
If you don't stop posting stupid parody threads then he's going to lightning bolt you all to death. And if you ever make a parody thread so unfunny again, not only will he lightning bolt you, but he'll also castrate you multiple times before you die.

Don't kill me, I'm just the chosen messenger.
 
It's not a parody, it's a PSA. I figure if I make it look like a parody on the outside, they'll come in, and realize they're in deep sh1t. :Q
 
Originally posted by: aplefka
It's not a parody, it's a PSA. I figure if I make it look like a parody on the outside, they'll come in, and realize they're in deep sh1t. :Q
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I'm in this thread and haven't realized that I'm in deep doo-doo yet. 😛

 
Quick search for "Work For" reveales an entire page of this crap.

Mods need to step in and say "I work for Anandtech.... fvckstick"
 
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Quick search for "Work For" reveales an entire page of this crap.
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Exactly. And if people weren't such jackasses there'd be one, maybe two, parody threads and then the one that the girl originally posted. It's just the stupidest thing to parody.
 
Originally posted by: aplefka
He said yes, your grandmother is up there, and she's doing fine.
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My grandma is alive. Anyways, can he make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it?
 
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: aplefka
He said yes, your grandmother is up there, and she's doing fine.
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My grandma is alive. Anyways, can he make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it?
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I don't think he planned on that one because he didn't tell me before I left the office for the day (it's a lovely place I might add). I suggest you ask tomorrow, sometime in the morning maybe?

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Are you sure you don't work for Hoover?
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You know, that and the Tony Danza one was decent, but all the rest just blew and weren't even clever.
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Are you sure you don't work for Hoover?
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You know, that and the Tony Danza one was decent, but all the rest just blew and weren't even clever.
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I had a feeling you knew your own wasn't clever...

And FWIW, Hoover sucks...it doesn't blow. 😀
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Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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Originally posted by: aplefka

Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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making a parody thread to stop parody threads isn't the best idea....
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: aplefka

Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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making a parody thread to stop parody threads isn't the best idea....
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It's a good way to get the audience it was intended for and takes a stab at making them realize it's fvcking old.
 
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Are you sure you don't work for Hoover?
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You know, that and the Tony Danza one was decent, but all the rest just blew and weren't even clever.
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I had a feeling you knew your own wasn't clever...

And FWIW, Hoover sucks...it doesn't blow. 😀
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Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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You're right. My quoting sucked there...just like Hoovers. 🙂

If you want them to stop so bad, why don't you make them??? Or try??? Instead of posting your own idiotic parody thread.
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Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: aplefka

Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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making a parody thread to stop parody threads isn't the best idea....
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It's a good way to get the audience it was intended for and takes a stab at making them realize it's fvcking old.
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no, it's really not. if you hate them that much, stop posting in every one like you have, since that just bumps it to the top.
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: aplefka

Your quoting skill sucks too. But mine wasn't meant to be clever. I just want them to stop.
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making a parody thread to stop parody threads isn't the best idea....
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It's a good way to get the audience it was intended for and takes a stab at making them realize it's fvcking old.
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no, it's really not. if you hate them that much, stop posting in every one like you have, since that just bumps it to the top.
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I usually don't look past the top 5 threads, so unless they're at the top already I don't bump them.
 
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