I wish to apologize in advance....

[Pretender]

But in class we had to come up with Seuss-like poems, and instead of actually doing the work, I found this. Now I know this one may annoy half of you, but I felt it should be shared.

 

[Viper GTS]

For all the lazy bastards out there:

Can we count them with our nose?
Can we count them with our toes?
Should we count them with a band?
Should we count them all by hand?
If I do not like the count, I will simply throw them out!

I will not let this vote count stand.
I do not like them, GORE I am!


Can we change these numbers here?
Can we change them, calm my fears?
What do you mean, George Dubya won?
This is not fair this is not fun.
Lets count them upside down this time.
Let's count until the state Is mine


I will not let this VOTE count stand!
I do not like it, GORE I am!


I'm really ticked, I'm in a snit!
You have not heard the last of it!
I'll count the ballots one by one
And hold each one up to the sun
I'll count, recount, and count some more!
You'll grow to hate this little chore


But I will not, cannot let this vote count stand
I do not like it, GORE I am!


I know that this may sound insane
but can we count them in the rain?
Can we count them on a bus?
One for you means two for us!
I think the GOP would sue us
If we tried to count them in St. Louis.


But we cannot let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, GORE I am!


I'm glad that I invented chad,
The best brainstorm I ever had!
Every little "swinging door"
means one more vote for Ol'Al Gore!
And every little dent you see
means someone tried to vote for me!


So I cannot let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, GORE I am!


I won't leave office, I'm stayin' here
I've glued my desk chair to my rear!
Tipper, Hillary and Bubba too,
are telling me that I should sue!
We find the Electoral College vile!
RECOUNT the votes until I smile!


We do not want this vote to stand!
We do not like it, GORE I am!


How shall we count this ballot box?
Let's count it standing in our socks!
Shall we count this one in a tree?
And who shall count it, you or me?
We cannot, cannot count enough!
We must not stop, we must be tough!


I do not want this vote to stand!
I do not like it, GORE I am!


I've counted till my fingers bleed
And still can't fulfill my counting need.
I'll count the tiles on the floor
I'll count, and count, and count some more.
And I will not say that I am done
Until the counting says I've won!


I will not let this vote count stand!
I do not like it, GORE I am!


What's that? What are you trying to say?
You think the current count should stay?
You do not like my counting scheme?
It makes you tense, gives you bad dreams?
Foolish people, you're wrong you'll see!
Your only care should be for me!


I WILL NOT LET THIS VOTE COUNT STAND!
I DO NOT LIKE IT. AL GORE I AM!!!!!!

Viper GTS