I wish I had the power to revoke licenses.

[Rebasxer]

So this morning I get up and there's not a lot of food in the house. So I ask my dad what he wants for breakfast and run out to the store to get some ingridients. The supermarket around me doesn't have a lot of parking and is usually crowded, but I like it the best so I go there anyhow.

As I pull into the lot, I'm behind this Suburban, and I see 4 empty parking spots, two on my side and the two across from on the other side open also, a perfect sqaure of parking. Not only was I going to get a spot, but I was going to get to pull through to the other side so I wouldn't have to back out in the chaos that is this parking lot. But than, the suburban in front of me pulls right in the damned center of all four parking spots, turns off the car, and leaves. I honk my horn a few times but the woman just leaves her car taking up 4 spaces and walks off. I drive around the parking lot for for another 2 minutes but can't find a spot. I end up having to park on the other side of the 6 lane road in front of the supermarket. I hate SUV's and their asshole drives

 

[CRXican]

that's messed up

what a dumb whore

 

[scorpmatt]

Next time, park the passenger side of your car as close to her driver's door as possible.

if your gonna talk about being an a$$ might as well do it

 

[crab]

I do that sometimes, but only if the handicapped spaces are full and theres no out in the middle of nowhere spots open. If a car parks on my right side, I cant put my lift down so I'm stranded.

 

[HaxorNubcake]

Key her car

 

[bradruth]

What a stupid bitch.

 

[Rebasxer]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
Key her car

I was thinking about perpendicular to the front of her car, or getting some lunch meat and throwing it on her hood, but the lot is crowded and I would have been seen. The worst thing was that I honked for her to move and she just ignored me.

 

[imported_Pablo]

The SUV probably made her do it. They're evil like that.

 

[The Stigenator]

next time tow her ass.. there is usually a sign somewhere saying 'if your parked illegally on private properly call #"

 

[Heisenberg]

I wish you had the power to spell license.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
Key her car

Taking a dump on it would be more fun

 

[Rebasxer]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I wish you had the power to spell license.

Fixed, just for you

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: Rebasxer

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I wish you had the power to spell license.

Fixed, just for you

Aww...I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.

 

[Icepick]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
Next time, park the passenger side of your car as close to her driver's door as possible.

if your gonna talk about being an a$$ might as well do it

That's the best course of action in a case like this. Then when she comes out and can't get in her truck you can sit there and ignore her like she ignored you. :evil:

 

[Nebor]

I don't know what I'd do in that situation. It wouldn't be proper to hit a lady, and I don't believe in fvcking up peoples cars (except possibly in retaliation.) I'd probably park perpendicular to the front of her car, and get about 15 shopping cars, and surround her SUV with them. That way she'd have to move them when she wanted to leave.

 

[JoeKing]

pee in her butt next time :thumbsup:

 

[Nebor]

By the way, what city is this in?

 

[Rebasxer]

Baltimore

 

[xSkyDrAx]

You should've screamed: "hey you dumb b!tch move your fcking car or I'll have it towed!"

 

[maziwanka]

you should've called the cops on her

 

[markgm]

Originally posted by: HaxorNubcake
Key her car

I unscrew people's antennas and leave them on their hood when they do this. They normally don't see it and drive off. Not an expensive fix, and nothing is broken.