I wish blowing my nose would be the same as having an orgasm

[William Gaatjes]

Then at least this damn cold would be good for something.

I have snuffed away an entire oak tree by now.
Google translate ?

I really need one of these handy dandy toilet roll holders :

Or i will perhaps just wear a bag over my head.

Just as Neil from the young ones had when he was sick...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFHEZbZw3rs

 

[broon]

A sneeze is about as close as it gets.

 

[William Gaatjes]

A sneeze is about as close as it gets.

In that case, i am getting my quota. 😎 I sneezed about 20 times today.

The family jewels would have turned into shriveled prune pits for sure at the same rate.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Get a neti pot.

You'll feel ridiculous at first, but your cold will go away much faster.

 

[shortylickens]

That Airborne shit helped me out.
Neti pot is good too.

 

[Lithium381]

you just want to rub one out and have it leave crusty residue on your top lip or drip into your mouth

 

[William Gaatjes]

you just want to rub one out and have it leave crusty residue on your top lip or drip into your mouth

I am not a sucker of champignons ! D:


That settles it. I am thinking of building my own neti pot !

 

[911paramedic]

I blew my nose in the shower the other day, and I swear to God an oyster came out. At least that's what it looked like, exactly..it was so gross.

 

[BTRY B 529th FA BN]

i think i should just post here

 

[Jeff7]

This may be relevant.


"30mL - Nasal passages. So, when it's blocked, the mucus in your nose could about fill a shot glass."

 

[Fritzo]

A sneeze and an orgasm produce a similar looking product.

 

[jhansman]

I refuse to think of my man gravy as a "product."

 

[Leros]

I have never once blown my nose and actually cleared my nostrils. It just makes it more plugged up. Anybody else?

 

[William Gaatjes]

This may be relevant.


"30mL - Nasal passages. So, when it's blocked, the mucus in your nose could about fill a shot glass."

I think i can fill a 1 liter bucket every time i sneeze or blow my nose.
When i have a cold, laws of nature do not apply or the virus opened up a tiny wormhole inside one of my sinuses drawing fluids from a near by sea.

 

[William Gaatjes]

I blew my nose in the shower the other day, and I swear to God an oyster came out. At least that's what it looked like, exactly..it was so gross.

I know the feeling and sensation, it hurts as hell when the clam shells are following as well.

 

[William Gaatjes]

Yahooo.
I am healed.

Neil can sneeze while i can enjoy the victory over this cold virus.
I thought i lost my magic. 2 whole days sick... That used to be different once...
Making your own healthy food really helps. Listening to your body helps.
Listening to what food is desired.

Neil sneezes a lot here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPDa8gZ75vw

 

[jupiter57]

Related story:
I was on a plane once, sitting next to a lady who was sneezing a lot.
Funny thing, though, every time she sneezed, she would take a tissue & wipe her vag.
She caught me watching her and said that she had a medical condition wherein every time she sneezed, she had an orgasm.
I asked her if she was taking anything for her condition.
She said yes, she was: Pepper!
:biggrin:

 

[William Gaatjes]

Related story:
I was on a plane once, sitting next to a lady who was sneezing a lot.
Funny thing, though, every time she sneezed, she would take a tissue & wipe her vag.
She caught me watching her and said that she had a medical condition wherein every time she sneezed, she had an orgasm.
I asked her if she was taking anything for her condition.
She said yes, she was: Pepper!
:biggrin:

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: