I win

[Turin39789]

My wife just thanked me for farting.

 

[JulesMaximus]

ATOT has sunk to a new low...

 

[Oil]

I salute you, good sir

 

[Demo24]

Did you get kicked off the bus?

 

[Turin39789]

ATOT has sunk to a new low...

I salute you, good sir

Thank you both for the true words.


She was finishing up bathing the baby in the tub, and I walked out into the hallway before blowing her the kiss.

 

[eLiu]

time for a hot carl or a dirty sanchez?

 

[wischeez]

Ghost Oven?

 

[highland145]

My wife just thanked me for farting.

Well, the last time you shat on the floor so she was thankful.

 

[Arcadio]

...and you decided to make a thread about it...

 

[sdifox]

I don't know your wife, at least not in Shakespeare's use of the word know, but I think she is being sarcastic.