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I WIN! worst parking ticket ever!....New Thread 2.0- add your own AIRPLANE! Quotes!

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MrDingleDangle

Lifer
got this in the mail-

The location was 1540 Barry Ave. Violation was: Parking in Red Zone.

"Your vehicle was driven away before the officer was able to put a citation on your vehicle."



i looked it up on yahoo and i have been around there a block east and a across the street, and have "parked" in what was probably red zones, when i do that the engine is still running and someone still is in the car when i am just dropping off a video at the video store there

edit: its $65
 
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
got this in the mail-

The location was 1540 Barry Ave. Violation was: Parking in Red Zone.

"Your vehicle was driven away before the officer was able to put a citation on your vehicle."



i looked it up on yahoo and i have been around there a block east and a across the street, and have "parked" in what was probably red zones, when i do that the engine is still running and someone still is in the car when i am just dropping off a video at the video store there

but like i said that is almost 2 blocks from what they claim.
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Then contest it, duh.
 
Originally posted by: FFMCobalt
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
got this in the mail-

The location was 1540 Barry Ave. Violation was: Parking in Red Zone.

"Your vehicle was driven away before the officer was able to put a citation on your vehicle."



i looked it up on yahoo and i have been around there a block east and a across the street, and have "parked" in what was probably red zones, when i do that the engine is still running and someone still is in the car when i am just dropping off a video at the video store there

but like i said that is almost 2 blocks from what they claim.
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Then contest it, duh.
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who said i wasnt...just saying its a ridiculus parking ticket

 
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
its not like you got in the car with the officer standing next to your car and you sped off. Was it cold? Maybe the officer was sitting in their nice comfy car writting the ticket. You should contest it.
 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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Surely, you can't be serious.

 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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LOL, Airplane is classic.
 
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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Surely, you can't be serious.
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You are obviously too young to recognize this quote.
 
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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Crap. My boss just walked over and asked what was so funny! I had to make something up . . . quickly!

Thanks for the laugh. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Joker81
its not like you got in the car with the officer standing next to your car and you sped off. Was it cold? Maybe the officer was sitting in their nice comfy car writting the ticket. You should contest it.
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i live in los angeles, it doesnt get cold
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Click to expand...



Surely, you can't be serious.
Click to expand...

You are obviously too young to recognize this quote.
Click to expand...

😕
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Click to expand...



Surely, you can't be serious.
Click to expand...

You are obviously too young to recognize this quote.
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Looks like you missed the ball on this one CPA
 
DeadByDawn[/i]
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Click to expand...



Surely, you can't be serious.
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My name is not Shirley.
 
Edit: too late. To CPA's credit, the surely quote was harder to recognize in print and with no context. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: DeadByDawn
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Click to expand...
Surely, you can't be serious.
Click to expand...
You are obviously too young to recognize this quote.
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i recognize the first 2 quotes, but i dont recall the 'too young to recognize this quote'-line from the movie "airplane".... 😛
 
Originally posted by: DBL
DeadByDawn[/i]
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
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Surely, you can't be serious.
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My name is not Shirley.
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You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.


on a serious note, was it by c-sun? i live across the street and theres always parking nazis on patrol
 
Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
Originally posted by: DBL
DeadByDawn[/i]
Originally posted by: Drakkon
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone isht again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone!
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion!
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
Click to expand...



Surely, you can't be serious.
Click to expand...


My name is not Shirley.
Click to expand...

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.


on a serious note, was it by c-sun? i live across the street and theres always parking nazis on patrol
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they have me across the street from A Video Store Named Desire and Cafe 50's...i have parked on the other side of santa monica then that address has me, if i was in a red zone i was still in the car with the car running and my passenger jumped out to drop a video off

and its a $65 ticket
 
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

they have me across the street from A Video Store Named Desire and Cafe 50's...i have parked on the other side of santa monica then that address has me, if i was in a red zone i was still in the car with the car running and my passenger jumped out to drop a video off

and its a $65 ticket
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And you're sure that's legal?
 
Originally posted by: mugsywwiii
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle

they have me across the street from A Video Store Named Desire and Cafe 50's...i have parked on the other side of santa monica then that address has me, if i was in a red zone i was still in the car with the car running and my passenger jumped out to drop a video off

and its a $65 ticket
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And you're sure that's legal?
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no its not...i just read the law and it is not legal to even let a passenger out at a red mark...but that doesnt change the fact that i have never been to that address...i have been a block away from that address, but not that one

plus thats really being an anal patrol car, i mean who hasnt let someone pulled over real fast to let someone out of the car if they cant find parking
 
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