I will never use UPS again

[mh47g]

My ex-girlfriend works at one of the local terminals now and I'm not sure I trust her to route my packages correctly

 

[slsmnaz]

This is the most well thought out reason I have seen on ATOT to hate UPS. Thanks! :thumbsup:

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: mh47g
My ex-girlfriend works at one of the local terminals now and I'm not sure I trust her to route my packages correctly

Ex-girlfriend...my package...

the jokes just write themselves.

 

[hypn0tik]

Perhaps your package is too small for your ex-girlfriend?

 

[FLegman]

Well if you think of it way round it could be a good opportunity for you to carry on pesting her whenever there is a "delay" in the delivery of your parcel. You basicaly have unlimited scenarios (that you invent) just to make her regret going away from you

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: FLegman
Well if you think of it way round it could be a good opportunity for you to carry on pesting her whenever there is a "delay" in the delivery of your parcel. You basicaly have unlimited scenarios (that you invent) just to make her regret going away from you

Just because I have an ex-girlfriend, doesn't mean I don't have a current girlfriend. I'm not interested in giving her any ideas, especially those that might even give her the slightest idea that i'm interested. She's already told me that she regrets dumping me (twice, for the record).

 

[Shadowknight]

Eh, USPS has better rates on international shipping anyway.

 

[FLegman]

Originally posted by: mh47g

Just because I have an ex-girlfriend, doesn't mean I don't have a current girlfriend. I'm not interested in giving her any ideas, especially those that might even give her the slightest idea that i'm interested. She's already told me that she regrets dumping me (twice, for the record).

Hahaha, wait till your door bell rings (around dinner time) for special delivery...
So she's already bitting fingers heu ? ok, as she told you twice about her mistake why not take her again, lets say just for one night (remember special delivery ?) and Re -Dump her.
That will be the Expert move, or else she wont let you Go !!!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: mh47g
My ex-girlfriend works at one of the local terminals now and I'm not sure I trust her to route my packages correctly

riiiiight. like she will pull something like that and risk losing her job over it.

 

[FLegman]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mh47g

riiiiight. like she will pull something like that and risk losing her job over it.

Beware of Girl's in Love, she already begged twice to be taken back and i have the feeling she is the kind to hold back ex boy friend package in hope he calls her

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: FLegman

Originally posted by: mh47g

Just because I have an ex-girlfriend, doesn't mean I don't have a current girlfriend. I'm not interested in giving her any ideas, especially those that might even give her the slightest idea that i'm interested. She's already told me that she regrets dumping me (twice, for the record).

Hahaha, wait till your door bell rings (around dinner time) for special delivery...
So she's already bitting fingers heu ? ok, as she told you twice about her mistake why not take her again, lets say just for one night (remember special delivery ?) and Re -Dump her.
That will be the Expert move, or else she wont let you Go !!!

I meant she dumped me twice

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: mh47g
My ex-girlfriend works at one of the local terminals now and I'm not sure I trust her to route my packages correctly

riiiiight. like she will pull something like that and risk losing her job over it.

Of course I'm being silly. I just think it's a better reason than all the others that i've seen

 

[FLegman]

Originally posted by: mh47g

I meant she dumped me twice

Man OoO Man, this is the outerbest opportunity to take revenge by dumping her in return, dont let this go by. Do it, please, lol.

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: FLegman

Originally posted by: mh47g

I meant she dumped me twice

Man OoO Man, this is the outerbest opportunity to take revenge by dumping her in return, dont let this go by. Do it, please, lol.

I could never. I'm way too happy with my current girlfriend. I'm talking possible marriage here :Q Not until after I graduate, of course... (in a year)

 

[yowolabi]

"I have your package. If you ever want to see it again, meet me for dinner at 7pm. Come alone."

 

[dquan97]

pics?

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: dquan97
pics?

Of the current girlfriend? There's a thread around that has a picture of her off-roading my jeep... probably buried though...

 

[AMCRambler]

No, he just doesn't want his ex-girlfriend to stomp on his package.

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
No, he just doesn't want his ex-girlfriend to stomp on his package.

:Q that hurt just thinking about it

 

[Ns1]

0/10

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
0/10

What are you rating??

 

[FLegman]

Originally posted by: dquan97
pics?

You are lucky, i got a pic of her swiminig !! take a look please

Originally posted by: mh47g

I could never. I'm way too happy with my current girlfriend. I'm talking possible marriage here :Q Not until after I graduate, of course... (in a year)

Oooh ic, nice stuff, the mariage that is. Good luck with the wedding.
Please send me her address so i can pest her just for the sake of doing so. Lol.

 

[mh47g]

Originally posted by: FLegman

Originally posted by: dquan97
pics?

You are lucky, i got a pic of her swiminig !! take a look please

Originally posted by: mh47g

I could never. I'm way too happy with my current girlfriend. I'm talking possible marriage here :Q Not until after I graduate, of course... (in a year)

Oooh ic, nice stuff, the mariage that is. Good luck with the wedding.
Please send me her address so i can pest her just for the sake of doing so. Lol.

Hey, she's not a quack






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