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I will never know the feel of a lion hugging me

Mayne

Mayne

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I'm not sure why this bothers me so much..but it does. Has anyone been hugged by a big cat before? If so, explain the feeling it gave you.
 
Our center’s nose was runny. Our forwards had the flu.
The guards were feeling funny. That’s why we lost to you.
Your team is overrated. We really didn’t try.
Our coach was constipated. I’m telling you no lie.
Now go and take a shower and hop back on your bus.
You know we’ll beat you next time, so you’d best watch out for us!
 
With all the confirmed paraphilia already here on ATOT, odds are that someone has a lion costume with strategic material voids.
 
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
 
I go another day not knowing the feel of a big cat wrapping its big paws around me affectionately.
 
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Mayne said:
I'm not sure why this bothers me so much..but it does. Has anyone been hugged by a big cat before? If so, explain the feeling it gave you.
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Never say never. Start volunteering at a big cat rescue and pray, lots, that you don't get eaten when you think you've finally made a bond with a big cat. Or just die getting your hug. 🙂
 
I always want to hug the Canada Geese I see around here. Scared to get my eyes pecked out though. 🙁

KT
 
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