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I WHIPPED IT OUT AGAIN AT MCDONALDS !

LordMaul

LordMaul

Lifer
Since last time,(read that thread if you haven't before this one, or it won't make any sense) I haven't had many people notice me using my Speedpass in a strange way, usually since I don't even have to move since the receiver is mostly at the front of the counter. However, I went back to the Nostalgia McDonald's on Grand Ave. in Gurnee, IL, where I went in the above post.

I walk into the store, and go up to the counter. As with the last time I was here, the receiver is pushed far back on the counter. This guy comes up and asks me for my order, and I tell him, "large coke, easy ice". He punches it in, and looks up (they all have to look up) at me expectingly for $$$. I then reach down, and start "undoing" my pants/belt so I can get the damn thing up and on the counter. As I'm unbuckling, I look at him and notice a sudden flash of recognition in his face.

It was the SAME guy!

I mean, what are the chances? Well, anyway, he sees this and starts to grin, his eyes start sinking back into their sockets, and then says, "Speedpass..." kind of quietly.
I say, "Yup" and he punches something into the computer. I stick my 'midsection' at him over the ocunter and wave my belt over the speedpass receiver, and it accepts. He then goes and gets my stuff and comes back.

"H-h-how...how do you have that in there???" he says to me.

"Here, look" I say, and whip my belt open again. Leaning over the counter, I show him the little "transmitter" stuck inside the weaved belt.

He looks dumbfounded, gives me the speedpass receipt and walks off, shaking his head...

😀

Another day in the world of Maulie...

EDIT: I thought this title was more fitting. 😀
 
hahaha funny stuff.... would have liked to read the original thread though... how about a non subscriber link? 🙂
 
Originally posted by: fooshkee
hahaha funny stuff.... would have liked to read the original thread though... how about a non subscriber link? 🙂
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if you just replace "subscriber" with "forums" it becomes a non-subscriber link.
 
Originally posted by: Cyberian
Originally posted by: Squisher
Tomarrow you'll have to shove it up your nose and really freak him out.
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And then the next day shove it up your ear.




🙂
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I find it hard to shove something "up in your ear". It would be more like "inside your ear", since your ear-hole is not facing downwards.

😛 🙂
 
...I tell him, "large coke, easy ice". He punches it in, and looks up (they all have to look up) at me expectingly for $$$. I then reach down, and start "undoing" my pants/belt so I can get the damn thing up and on the counter. As I'm unbuckling, I look at him and notice a sudden flash of recognition in his face.
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You can use that thing like money eh? What'll they think of next!?
 
Originally posted by: Yo_Ma-Ma
...I tell him, "large coke, easy ice". He punches it in, and looks up (they all have to look up) at me expectingly for $$$. I then reach down, and start "undoing" my pants/belt so I can get the damn thing up and on the counter. As I'm unbuckling, I look at him and notice a sudden flash of recognition in his face.
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You can use that thing like money eh? What'll they think of next!?
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Damn right I can use it to get money. When you become one of the regular...err...I mean...uh...

You know what the hell I meant. 😉 😀
 
so let me get this straight:



1 You distract him with your speedpass
2 You "disrobe" in line, and put your "lower limb" on the counter...:Q
3 You then proceed to scan your "belt buckle" and it scans correctly...


So let me see if Iunderstand this correctly..



You somehow aquired or constructed a transmitter to defeat the McDonalds Registers and then fashioned a make-shift "compartment" for them in your belt, which you then scanned at your local Miccky Dees to get a drink...with just a little ice...
rolleye.gif



And to bat, all this was to save a measley $1.35



NO offense man...but get a life....yeesh.



Hell of a story though....😀😀


I'll leave your cool-status be, simply because you had the balls to stick the rest of the monster out
 
Goosemaster: find out what a Mobil Speedpass is, then you'll understand why he isn't cool at all, but an Uberdork.


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Originally posted by: pyonir
Goosemaster: find out what a Mobil Speedpass is, then you'll understand why he isn't cool at all. but an Uberdork.
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Hey, a speedpass would be lame had I not busted it out of it's case and imbedded it in my belt. 😛
 
ROTFLOL!!! 😀 😀 😀

Ok, so did you disassemble your Speedpass and integrate it into your belt, or come up with some little gadget you pieced together at Radio Shack that emulates a Speedpass transmission? The first way is ingenious and hilarious- the latter is a crime! Still funny as all get-out though. 🙂
 
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