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I was owned by my Wife at Rite-Aid...

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Sounds like that could've been an interesting story, but I fell asleep. sorry.

Seriously...you have to learn that when reading OT threads, I click into "5-second attention span" mode.
 
Originally posted by: HelloDeli
It took me 20 minutes to write, it should take about 20 seconds to read. Lazy people.
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agreed
Our nation is lost if the manual to operate any sort of military equipment is longer than three paragraphs.
 
Originally posted by: HelloDeli
Hey, HotChic liked it, so thats all that counts.
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Originally posted by: thelanx
Ahahaha, good story, may be a bit long tho for some ppl.
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I'm impressed with your writing abilities. You should consider writing a book if you have not already done so.😀
 
Originally posted by: digitalsm
Originally posted by: Sifl
Holy sh!t, cliff notes. Stat.
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I second that. WTF is up with people dragging crap out for no real reason?
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I agree. For instance, you two knobs should post. "Coddle me, I'm barely literate!" next time.

 
I suck at reading, I mean... I read slower than most people but even I could read that story no problem. What is wrong with the other half wits in here that couldn't finish it? Good story but it looks formulated exactly the same as your last story, both end up with you not getting the one thing you wanted to get.
 
Originally posted by: Sifl
Holy sh!t, cliff notes. Stat.
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I laughed more at this than the original post! WAY too long.

Oh, and it's "proceded", not "preceded".

<-------- [comicbookguy voice] Best... speller... ever....[/comicbookguy voice]
 
Funny and well written, don't pay attention to the negative comments about the length as most posters on this forum suffer from add, hence the "I cannot friggin read, cliff notes".
 
Originally posted by: Aharami
although it was an amusing read, quit dragging out your story man!
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Hey, I thought that he did a good job setting up the punchline! Sure, he could have just said "My wife smacked me for looking at 'Aqua Lube' at Rite-Aid, and the cashiers laughed at me", but it wouldn't have been nearly as funny.

I'll give it a 7.5/10. Just a few too many adjectives, and you gotta watch the spelling errors when you're writing something complex like that.
 
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