I was owned by a 5 year old at Target today...

[DrPizza]

thanks, I was looking for a good laugh.

 

[CaptianScooby]

ouchees

 

[PMFleXXX]

great story, excellently told!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

hehehe ...put a chuckle and smile on my face b4 another ece class thx!


well, as for my nads..about 2 years ago, i was riding my bicycle so fast....and i came to a sudden stop. The bike stopped alright..but I didn't...my nads landed on the center pole axle thing that connects the handle bars....


i almost threw up from the pain...it was horrible

 

[DT4K]

Seriously great story. You really do have a talent for writing. Spelling? who cares. That's why Word has a spell checker.
Or you could even dictate a story to a recorder and pay someone to type it up.

I have 3 kids, so I can't even begin to count the number of times I've been hit there. Usually it's when they are little enough to not realize that jumping onto my lap from the couch is not a good idea. Most recently was a light saber battle with my 8 year old. I lost.

 

[Drizzy]

LOL I think you should sue the kids parents! Get back at em for the laughter....

 

[NowhereManResurrection]

Kick your wife in her crotch and ask her if its "funny"... trust me, she wont be laughing then.

 

[arcenite]

great story, i dont think i've ever laughed at an atot post like that... my balls have yet to be attacked.

Bill

 

[Ranger X]

You guys are so insensitive!! His story is such a tragedy. He didn't get his CDR's!

BTW, ... GREAT STORY! LOL, man I needed the laugh. I don't know why but getting kicked in the nads has always been funny for some reason (as long as they're not your own nads). Remember those "America's Funniest Home Videos" shows where they would always show someone getting hit in the nads? Everyone always laughs at those.

So has your voice gone up several pitches since the incident?

 

[nycdude]

Sorry for the hurtin' but this story telling is a DEFINITE 10!!! A Winner!!!!

ROFLMAO

 

[Psycho18]

Originally posted by: Antoneo
10/10.

Hope your nuts get better. :beer:

 

[djplayx714]

very well written story.

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
This has got to be in the running for thread of the year. It's certainly the best so far. I'm sorry for you man, I know how that hurts, but your description is beyond funny. Might as well be Dave Barry!

ZV

ROFL!!!! I haven't laughed so hard at my desk in a long time. I can usually restrain myself. I had to read it for all my other cube-dwellers to hear, and you have their laughter and sympathies, too.

 

[mudkiller]

thanks for the laugh.

 

[Buttzilla]

hahaha that was great!

 

[Zepper]

Twinge of sympathetic pain here as I remembered the failed dismount off the parallel bars in high school gym class... Good story telling!
. Hope that kid got a good whack somewhere in there. They need to be taught early that such actions are unacceptable.
.bh.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: KLin
LMAO perfect 10/10 on that story

OMG I'm literally LOL

 

[Svnla]

This was one of the funniest story that I ever read. You need to enter some contests for short stories/novels. I read a short novel in Playboy magazine once (about a guy worked in a pizza place and he crossed a member of the Mafia to protect a woman) and it was very good (it was the winner of the contest). You could be next

 

[hytek369]

kung fu can be pretty deadly

 

[TheVrolok]

Ouch man.. sorry for your pain, but very well told story! lol

 

[EngenZerO]

bwahahaahhahaahahaahahahahahah.....bhwhahawhahhaahahahah.

pwn3d by a 5 year old. bwahahahahahhaahhahahahaha.

 

[Aharami]

HAHAH. good story telling skills

 

[BladeWalker]

I can relate. It seems that when I'm around little kids my nether region is always targeted whether intentionally or unintentionally. An entire episode of "America's Funniest Home Videos" could be devoted to just guys getting hit in the balls.

BTW, great story telling.

 

[Jackhammerz]

U got knocked the f%^&ed out. So I guess your balls are in rehab for a while. I wouldn't a lil kid punk me like. I would be like, bitch if you don't do what I say, I will hit you with a spirit bomb. Wait a min.............the kid hit you with one and you lost your spirit of your nuts. For a lil while at least.

 

[bleeb]

PWNED!!!!!!